Embarrassing, Cars and Transportation: Stranger danger

Stranger danger

By 1 Giant Cupcake - 07/03/2009 00:09 - United States

Today, I drove to Bank of America to deposit money. Upon returning to my car I saw some new scratches on the front. I kicked and rubbed it to try and get rid of it. Then I notice someone in the car staring at me in bewilderment. I'd parked 2 spaces away. We have the same car. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

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By Mayshod - 03/05/2011 12:04

Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

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Trash

By GuiltByTenuousAssociation - 01/03/2010 13:17 - United States

Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML

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You deserved it 2 849

By immunizations - 11/12/2010 07:40 - Canada

Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was stoked to show my new car to my friends that I pulled into the parking lot a bit too fast, attempting to look cool. I accidentally hit the curb and ended up scratching the entire front bumper on a trash can that I didn't see. Now I have a busted up bumper, and my friends will probably never let me forget it. FML

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Coming through!

By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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You deserved it 234

Overreaction

By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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You deserved it 15 862

Get off my hood

By Anonymous - 03/01/2016 23:00 - United States - Kennett Square

Today, I was at work, a grocery store, and my manager came up to me while I was on my lunch break. He told me that a customer said someone in the parking lot had been loitering around the cars. I went outside to investigate and saw a drunk man pooping on the front of a car. That car was mine. FML

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You deserved it 1 271

Throw the bill at the kid. Do it.

By Deadmeat - 12/09/2017 04:29

Today, I was really excited that I'd made it the two weeks I'd borrowed my mother-in-law's new car without putting a scratch on it. I got off work to discover a customer's child throwing rocks in the parking lot. They cracked the windshield. FML

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You deserved it 271

By parkingisawesome - 06/05/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML

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You deserved it 5 833

sunsetxcrash 3

Saturday 7 March 2009 10:19

...If you saw scratches on the car, why the hell were you kicking it, anyway?

Burnt_Sugar 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 10:09

I've done exactly that before. I once even opened a car and sat in the driver's seat before realizing it wasn't my car.... Just the same model and color (and apparently same key, too). Oooops.

Comments

Deryck_Ryan 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 11:16

Two things: 1. I love the word "bewilderment" 2. I died laughing after reading this cause I would totally do something stupid like that. Not the kicking part though, that's just strange. But it made it all that more funny.

Andrea320 1

Sunday 15 March 2009 7:08

I'm going to assume that 'kick' was a typo and you meant 'lick'. Although I'm hoping you licked your fingers, then rubbed the scratches, as opposed to licking the car directly. If it were me, I'd just explain it. Although I can only imagine how awkward that situation would be.

rawr_iliketacos 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 10:36

especially if he was licking their car

wowFML123 0

Monday 16 March 2009 9:56

hahahaha! The person in that car must have been soooo weirded out until you explained. Well, at least hopefully you explained. If not, this person will forever wonder why some stranger came up to their car, began to kick (..?) and rub it, then walk away.

MissFortune_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:53

I'm with #32. Totally somethin I'd do (except the kicking part).

leye 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 16:31

haha... that totally happened to me once at the library, except my mom tried to open the car and then I turned around and saw OUR car...lol

takran 0

Monday 30 March 2009 22:16

OK I totally understand the car mix-up. I've tried to get into another person's car before thinking it was mine. But what kind of stupid bug do you get bitten by to kick or even rub your car to take out scratches? It takes professional polishing tools to do that. All you'd do is add even more scratches (yes, by rubbing alone you could introduce micro-marring, and would solve nothing).

iamtenyearsago 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 10:49

How come so many people think this person deserved that? Two spaces away is a short distance, enough to forgive the mix up.

vampirate 0

Friday 1 May 2009 7:52

aw c'mon people, that's really embarrassing, which is why it's totally an FML! we all have our off days, even the smartest of us. this happened when I was with my friend once (her car), except it was night time outside of a movie theater and raining, hard. but at least there was no one in the other car!