Work: Strung out

Strung out

By bdjsbskl - 07/10/2011 05:55 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML

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By tired of my job - 29/10/2015 08:33 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML

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Basic bitch

By kismet_fire - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, a customer yelled at me because I gave her a wrinkled bag. I work in retail, and the bags are all cheap plastic. She wouldn't stop, even when I gave her three different bags. FML

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By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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By dirtythief - 18/07/2013 16:01 - Philippines - San Juan

Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML

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By KatieElizabeth - 27/10/2013 04:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML

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By heretoserve - 27/09/2014 04:22 - United States - Winchester

Today, I got yelled, screamed, and cursed at by a customer until I was reduced to tears. This was all because I double-checked to make sure she wanted large fries. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 15:44 - Canada - Sydney

Today, while buying paint, I began to help an elderly woman working to lift some heavy boxes. She told me what a nice young lady I was. Then her boss came over, screamed at her for being lazy and fired her. She cried. So did I. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2018 01:30

Today, my manager cussed me out for being unable to keep a customer happy. That "customer" was a senile old twit who had wandered away from his carer, thought our shop was his living room, and demanded to know who replaced all his furniture. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2014 00:22 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML

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By diablo - 23/05/2018 19:00

Today, I assisted my first customer at my first job as a Target cashier. When I rang up this lady's items and gave her the total, not only did she hiss at me and spit in my face, but she also dragged my manager over and demanded that he fire me. He did. FML

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cyns0_oaSailor 0

Friday 7 October 2011 12:02

That time of the month?

amanda_d95 9

Friday 7 October 2011 12:05

Thats when you know they're too old and need to be put down. It's wayy past her time.

Comments

natashax21 5

Saturday 8 October 2011 2:51

Ugh, what a doucheBAG... *giggle*

wydner31 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 3:31

grocery stores contain elders at their worst.

Stitch720 1

Saturday 8 October 2011 5:13

Crazy old people

Mxpxdude189 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 7:52

was she from New York also? I deal with the same stupid old retired people in Florida. they're so retarded

deefan101 11

Saturday 8 October 2011 15:44

Throw the broken eggs at her! Problem solved!

Crazyazman 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 18:30

Whoever said the customer is always right is a moron. Customers who say this line have never worked retail. A majority of customers are very pleasant and understanding. Then there are the rest who are oxygen thieves!

The__Redneck 7

Sunday 9 October 2011 0:38

At that stage, you get to laugh loudly.

TheLegendary122 6

Sunday 9 October 2011 1:58

This is priceless, hahahahahaha.

_words_of_wisdom 4

Sunday 9 October 2011 6:37

i f*cking hate old people (i wouldnt censor it but the last time i didnt i got in shit) elderly citizens are fine but old people SUCK. yes there is a difference