By lyfisdyno - 12/09/2013 00:16 - United Kingdom - Malvern

Spicy
Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML
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Wizardo 33

Was it finger lickin' good though? If not you should turn on the damn lights next time...

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bellydancer82 15

I feel like too much of this story is missing....

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Wizardo 33

Was it finger lickin' good though? If not you should turn on the damn lights next time...

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fml121785 14

I think OP took the whole "men in uniform are hot" phrase a bit too far... It's not just ANY uniform, especially fast food chain ones! Yikes!

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DFresh503 8

I assume the light was on, as OP saw the uniforms hat... Damn **** has the nerve to get the one piece special and complain on how the employee was dressed. I'll need understand them...

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\ 28

I bet the smell was more arousing than the deed itself.

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TheCaramelKing 11

She can't lick her fingers if she's licking something else.

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angeluv_2014 22

Uhm where's the FML in this?? I think it's delightfully sexual and kinky and fun ;D

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fml121785 14

That's just gross! I wouldn't be licking Mr.KFC man anywhere.... That's how she's gonna get salmonella!

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fml121785 14

Never thought as salmonella as an S.T.D., but I guess it could be in this case... *shudders*

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bellydancer82 15

I feel like too much of this story is missing....

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ViRepz 28

She didn't have enough money for her Zinger Burger meal..... ;)

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KawaiiCupcake 14

I'm thinking OP called KFC to deliver her chicken... But end up doing it.... F her life for choosing to screw the KFC delivery guy T_T

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goose12321 11

What's there to know? OP is a tramp with no self respect that'll sleep with anyone.

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vegas_jose 18

Did he give you the Colonels' special blend?

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thatonegirlnic 10

If you would do that for KFC, what would you do for a Klondike bar?

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

She'd probably have sex with the guy who mows her lawn...

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mangalomelon 7

no 130, she would have sex with the guy who mows her lawn on the lawn while mowing

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JuliaaNoelle 26

Exactly. It's like she/he is asking for sympathy...

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Ranimal 12

Who said they are asking sympathy? This is an FML. People post for other people's entertainment, not to seek pity.

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not_a_robot 15

I always thought that while reading, this is more for entertainment, but for posting it is more of an "everyone feel bad for me" kind of thing. That would explain the FMLs that are posted by douchebags at the top of the YDI leaderboard.

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Brandon2916 9

Sounds like you got the real secret blend of herbs and spices...

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Caitie_kid 8

She should go after the bush's baked beans guy next.

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klovemachine 24

As long as she leaves the dog alone :-)

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iLike2Teabag 27

If only your Spanish friend taught you "pollo frito" beforehand...

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

A true gem of FML's at that.

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dravvy 7

I must have missed the drumstick special

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RodzillaX 30

Please tell me he at least sent you home with a bucket of chicken...and some biscuits.

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

What is wrong with you...she should also get some coleslaw as well.

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ShyAnn29 14

24 don't forget the mashed potatoes and gravy!

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goliatron 9

Oh he gave her some gravy...believe it.

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