Awkward, Texting, Party and Love: Stuck on Amber

Stuck on Amber

By 1234567898765432 - 27/03/2009 16:47 - Canada

Today, I went to a Stoplight Party. Green shirt = single, yellow = hard to get, and red = taken. I showed up wearing a red shirt and saw my boyfriend in a green shirt. Thinking it was a mistake, I asked him jokingly why he wasn't wearing red. He looked at me oddly and said, "Oh, you didn't get my text?" FML

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You deserved it 6 123

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By bobthenun - 20/03/2013 21:16 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I went out to a restaurant to meet a girl that I met online. When I arrived, I texted her and she said she was wearing a blue shirt. The only person that was wearing anything blue was a fat man smiling in the corner. FML

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By reddd - 10/05/2012 06:44 - United States

Today, I purposely wore a red shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML

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You deserved it 11 429

Experimenting

By Anonymous - 16/06/2024 06:00 - United States - Englewood

Today, I woke up from a drunken daze and texted my best friend to take me back to my car. I got confused as to why our messages were green since it was iMessage. Well, come to find out I hooked up with her boyfriend in the bathroom the night before. I should mention I'm a dude, and so is he. FML

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You deserved it 607

By Rejected. - 22/11/2009 17:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML

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You deserved it 3 942

By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 18:34 - United States

Today, my friend and I decided to wear a new red lipstick. The guy I like turned around, looked at her and said, "Red is a really interesting, sexy color. Pretty bold. Not bad." and he smiled. I waited, smiling also, only for him frown and say, "Your teeth are REALLY yellow." FML

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You deserved it 17 587

Fashionista

By Cousin_Greg - 14/08/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, I got dressed in a hurry and grabbed what I though was a basic white shirt from the clean laundry pile. It wasn’t until I stepped into the elevator at work and saw myself in the mirror that I realized I was wearing one of my girlfriend’s shirt. It was snug, had a floral pattern, and made me look like I was trying too hard to be trendy. It was a long day. FML

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You deserved it 517

By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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You deserved it 4 712

Just checking

By xrebeccalou - 25/12/2010 04:59 - United States

Today, I went to my long-distance boyfriend's party. His best friend was talking to me and trying to make conversation, he asked, "So, are you two official?" I responded with a definite yes, but was cut off mid-word by my boyfriend, who quickly said, "No, not really." Sorry, I wasn't aware, darling. FML

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You deserved it 4 370

By Anonymous - 26/08/2015 11:28 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML

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You deserved it 10 118

By Anonymous - 27/10/2014 06:01 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 010

You deserved it 5 185

dickinabox 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:33

Who breaks up over text!? Good thing he broke up with you, he has no class. Best regards, S

Megbo 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:32

Ouch...that sucks :/

Comments

marisaichiban 0

Friday 27 March 2009 23:35

10 is right. You guys don't seem to communicate that well anyways, so it probably wasn't that serious of a relationship to begin with.

skiesofgreen 0

Friday 27 March 2009 23:48

Ok what is it with so many people breaking up over texts? Has this become a new fad? It's got to be the lamest, most pathetic, shameful way to break up with someone. Over the phone or msn has more class for god's sake, and that's saying something.

NorfolkDude 2

Friday 27 March 2009 23:54

I don't get it with these massive amount of FML and people saying how someone broke up with them on MySpace or Text message. Is that how life is now? Is that why I can't get a girlfriend? Do I need to get a iPhone and send 1000s of messages? Is that how you attract girls these days? Tell me, because I would like to know.

marisaichiban 0

Friday 27 March 2009 23:56

23- are you from norfolk,va? That's probably why.

Nofuckyourlife 1

Saturday 28 March 2009 0:03

What kind of pussy breaks up with his girlfriend via. text? You're better off without that loser.

meaganwas 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 0:18

I hope you promptly went home and changed.

thneen 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 0:24

thats a double fml. now you're in a location where you could find plenty of guys to fill his place, but are telling all of them not to even approach you. sux hardcore.