Stuck on Amber

By 1234567898765432 - 27/03/2009 16:47 - Canada

Today, I went to a Stoplight Party. Green shirt = single, yellow = hard to get, and red = taken. I showed up wearing a red shirt and saw my boyfriend in a green shirt. Thinking it was a mistake, I asked him jokingly why he wasn't wearing red. He looked at me oddly and said, "Oh, you didn't get my text?" FML
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dickinabox 0

Who breaks up over text!? Good thing he broke up with you, he has no class. Best regards, S

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youreawhore 0

HAHAHAHAHA #33 I was going to suggest that! :P

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qwertyuiop8989 0

YOU CANT TEXT MESSAGE BREAK UP!! #41 beat me to it........DAMMIT!

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EverWatcher 0

#39 has a good point (but odds are that it was what submitter thought it would be).

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braFTW 0

Damn, I sincerely hope you got some at that party.. He's a complete idiot and a pussy, you're better off.

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BaldOuting 0

that dude has no balls - a text msg! please. he did you a favor.

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musicloverr 0

hahah well you're obviously much better off without him - whatttaadick.

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monsieurb_fml 0

How odd...there's a lot of people who seem to have problems with text messaging... "didn't you get my text", tsss. He definitely did you a favor.

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