Awkward, Texting, Party and Love: Stuck on Amber

Stuck on Amber

By 1234567898765432 - 27/03/2009 16:47 - Canada

Today, I went to a Stoplight Party. Green shirt = single, yellow = hard to get, and red = taken. I showed up wearing a red shirt and saw my boyfriend in a green shirt. Thinking it was a mistake, I asked him jokingly why he wasn't wearing red. He looked at me oddly and said, "Oh, you didn't get my text?" FML

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You deserved it 6 123

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Today, I went out to a restaurant to meet a girl that I met online. When I arrived, I texted her and she said she was wearing a blue shirt. The only person that was wearing anything blue was a fat man smiling in the corner. FML

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By reddd - 10/05/2012 06:44 - United States

Today, I purposely wore a red shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML

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Today, I woke up from a drunken daze and texted my best friend to take me back to my car. I got confused as to why our messages were green since it was iMessage. Well, come to find out I hooked up with her boyfriend in the bathroom the night before. I should mention I'm a dude, and so is he. FML

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You deserved it 607

By Rejected. - 22/11/2009 17:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 18:34 - United States

Today, my friend and I decided to wear a new red lipstick. The guy I like turned around, looked at her and said, "Red is a really interesting, sexy color. Pretty bold. Not bad." and he smiled. I waited, smiling also, only for him frown and say, "Your teeth are REALLY yellow." FML

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By Cousin_Greg - 14/08/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, I got dressed in a hurry and grabbed what I though was a basic white shirt from the clean laundry pile. It wasn’t until I stepped into the elevator at work and saw myself in the mirror that I realized I was wearing one of my girlfriend’s shirt. It was snug, had a floral pattern, and made me look like I was trying too hard to be trendy. It was a long day. FML

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You deserved it 517

By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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By xrebeccalou - 25/12/2010 04:59 - United States

Today, I went to my long-distance boyfriend's party. His best friend was talking to me and trying to make conversation, he asked, "So, are you two official?" I responded with a definite yes, but was cut off mid-word by my boyfriend, who quickly said, "No, not really." Sorry, I wasn't aware, darling. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2015 11:28 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2014 06:01 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML

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You deserved it 5 185

dickinabox 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:33

Who breaks up over text!? Good thing he broke up with you, he has no class. Best regards, S

Megbo 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:32

Ouch...that sucks :/

Comments

Jaywin 3

Saturday 28 March 2009 1:08

Totally agree with 26 that's the scenario where you get on some green and enjoy yourself.

Chibi_fml 9

Saturday 28 March 2009 1:29

WTH? If he couldn't even have the decency to break up with you on the phone (and really, it should be done in person), then you're better off without him, as hard as that might be to understand right now. Who breaks up with someone through a text message? That is so... unbelievably pathetic. It boggles my mind.

Migole 36

Tuesday 24 July 2012 4:45

I don't get it either :/ That just means to me that the other never really loved or even cared for his/her ex...Even if you don't want to be with someone anymore for whatever reason you may have how hard is it to show them one last piece of dignity and respect??

EverWatcher 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 1:29

#27, the solution is for her to REMOVE the shirt and calmly say (with a smile), "does this look green to you?"

kristen_lesli 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 1:20

haha! that's the greatest idea I've heard all night! xD

BamxBitch 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 1:37

I hate when guys break up through texts, what *******. Agree with #27.

podrummer9209 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 1:38

Ass. If I can't get to them to do it face to face I at least call. Stoplight party? What a fun concept... I may have to try that.

Rox1243 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 1:53

Who breaks up over text X_X

demonpossessed 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 2:27

HE ******* TEXT MESSAGE BROKE UP?! I don't even know the asshole but that pisses me off. You have the understood right to do something to him for that.

tenniselle8 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 2:31

DAMN. i would've made his green shirt a little prettier by pouring something on it.

Darthvinder 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 2:39

Note the lack of information regarding an actual breakup. The text really could have just been "hey you know what would be fun? if we both wore green to see who tries to hit on us!"

theoldGP 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 2:43

wow he broke up with you over a text. it really sucks that you had to find out through a party. OUCH. FYL indeed. =[ sorry i hope you find someone better.