Stuck

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 352
You deserved it 5 251

Same thing different taste

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you should hide a spare key outside your house. on the bright side, if anyone breaks into your house, you know they won't have a good time doing it...

Your dog doesn't need to see your face to know it's you.

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your dog ravaged you? why use that word why not attacked your makingit sound like your dog raped you

Yeah, because your dog knows what a burglar is, but can't use a toilet.

he couldn't identify you by your scent