Transportation: Stuck

Stuck

By kraussy - 04/05/2009 06:28 - United States

Today, I went to the eye doctor and they used dilating eye-drops on me. After I left, my vision was still pretty blurry. I walked to the subway and when I went to step onto the train, I missed and my whole left leg got stuck in the gap. The train was delayed 10 minutes because of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 10:43 - Australia

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

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Taking a stand

By vampyrate3562 - 29/01/2015 12:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to run for the train, but because of my bad foot and limping they held the train, much to people's displeasure. No one let me sit down, so for the 20 minute journey, I stood. With a bad foot. FML

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Classic

By anonymous - 22/04/2011 10:50

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

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Don't tread on me

By Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

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You deserved it 3 219

By b. - 24/09/2009 10:06 - Australia

Today, I was going shopping with a friend. I got up to get off the train and landed on my ass. Not only had I walked into the metal bar, I'd broken my $800 glasses, and the train doors had closed, with my friend on the other side of the doors. FML

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You deserved it 10 872

By grossfoot - 31/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, while getting on the subway, I tripped over the gap between the train and the platform. My flip-flop caught on the edge, and fell into the gap. I had to walk home with one flip-flop. FML

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By monster1109 - 10/08/2015 15:51 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML

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You deserved it 9 349

By Anonymous - 24/09/2010 17:06 - Canada

Today, while waiting on the platform, a blind man asked out loud for some help getting into the subway car. I helped him through the doors and into a seat. I decided to sit down as well. Twenty minutes later, I realized I was on the wrong subway line. FML

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Run run run

By cmzraxsn - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I ran to catch the train, but slipped on the stairs and fell on my shoulder. However, my effort was rendered useless; it wasn't even my train. FML

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By Noname - 15/03/2009 03:56 - United States

Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML

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You deserved it 17 305

Roadrunner21 0

Monday 4 May 2009 16:08

Although you are pretty lucky the train didn't go off and tear your leg off along with it.

suaveneanderthal 0

Monday 4 May 2009 16:08

You ought to be praising god that the train didnt leave without you. I dont understand why you're bitching that they were nice enough to stop. Today, i got stuck in the gap between the subway and the walkway and the subway took off and ripped off my left leg. FML there's an fml

Comments

cmac86 23

Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:16

that was YOU? ha ha kidding. my state doesn't even have a subway system.

elikatt 0

Monday 31 August 2009 1:25

wow, thats horrible, but you should have waited until your vision came back.

hahahaloser546 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 0:26

Exactly #64, if your eyes are dilated, because your pupils have gotten larger, not only is it bad for your eyes if you go into the sunlight, you can't see... It is not that hard to wait like 15 minutes for the meds to wear off.

knitjunkie 0

Monday 21 February 2011 9:15

Mind the gap, Sir...

hansbaby 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 23:08

tht must have hurt

22cute 17

Friday 17 June 2011 5:58

mind the gap!!

Cathrin 26

Sunday 15 April 2012 20:32

Please proceed to the chamber-lock, mind the gap </GLaDOS>

ilovecats15 1

Monday 8 October 2012 14:46

I've had my eyes dilated multiple times and there's no way you missed the step because of the dilation. you must just be really stupid

GRgoldfish 19

Wednesday 9 January 2013 16:31

I wouldn't complain about that. how many people can say that they delayed a fully functional train! I would be bragging about it!

Madrias 36

Thursday 14 March 2013 19:36

Not just that, but how many of those who can claim they've delayed a fully-functioning train can claim as well that they delayed it for ten whole minutes? There's something to brag about.