Roommate, Drugs, Ironic and Cops: Such a narc

Such a narc

By hatetheroommate - 16/04/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 788

You deserved it 130 310

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By a.white - 11/12/2013 11:58 - United States - Cheltenham

Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have my dorm room raided for drugs. Why? She saw our text messages discussing where he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" for weed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 376

You deserved it 2 815

By wreckdit - 12/10/2016 23:55 - United States

Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 803

You deserved it 726

By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 816

You deserved it 9 725

By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 04:00

Today, my roommates gathered together to tell me that they all took turns spitting in my drinks in the fridge, all because I told on them for smoking pot in the apartment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 266

You deserved it 3 370

Possession

By Katelyn_Louise - 01/05/2021 10:01 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, someone left their drug bag on the table in the lounge at my place, probably a friend, and probably a mistake. The next minute the cops knock on the door and force their way in. Immediately the cop spots the drug bag and cuffs me. It wasn't even my bag. FML

I agree, your life sucks 500

You deserved it 856

Nice friends you've got there

By Anonymous - 07/07/2015 19:13 - United States - Summerfield

Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine and that she'd never seen it before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 596

You deserved it 2 797

By funnymanjoe - 14/09/2011 11:06 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 760

You deserved it 5 738

By drug testing - 09/05/2013 22:22 - United States - Little Chute

Today, while answering an "anonymous" survey about how to keep my school drug free, I told them they should stop drug testing the kids that they know don't do drugs and test the sketchier ones. They in turn drug tested me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 141

You deserved it 15 325

By Sudokori - 07/09/2017 01:30

Today, my coworker paid me back the $15 I let him borrow and we shook hands. Later, I was called into my boss's office, where he threatened to fire me for doing a drug deal in front of customers. The police are getting involved. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 254

You deserved it 268

By alrightsheryl - 28/03/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, it's my 18th birthday. I called my parents and they told me that they found weed in the guest house, so they called my boarding school to drug test me. It wasn't my weed. They didn't even say, "Happy Birthday." FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 618

You deserved it 4 899

Why29 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:08

That is what you get for being a hypocrite, jackass.

Aldrasio 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:11

So rather than telling her you're sick of her smoking in your room, you rat her out? YDI

Comments

theoldGP 0

Friday 17 April 2009 4:27

#71 is right. i wouldn't want some pothead in my room..but come on you're a ******* hypocrite. adderall is much worse if taken incorrectly (which i would assume you are) YDI all the way. no way its not YDI. unless you have ADHD. but i highly doubt it because you would have said that in the FML.

hdbrill1 0

Friday 17 April 2009 4:29

**** YOU i hope they throw the book at you.

bourgeoisblues8 0

Friday 17 April 2009 4:29

SNITCH

Lilhauughh 0

Friday 17 April 2009 4:30

Good i hope u go to prison cause ur a jerk

run4life 0

Friday 17 April 2009 4:32

sounds familiar... hmmm shady!!!

yesmy_love 0

Friday 17 April 2009 4:32

duuuuuuuuuudeyousuck.

teamsquirrel 0

Friday 17 April 2009 4:34

THIS IS SO LAME.

Rasnosaur 0

Friday 17 April 2009 4:36

that's what you get for snitching your roommates out and being a hypocrite at the same time.

katsbomdig 0

Friday 17 April 2009 4:47

YOU deserved that one. next time, dont snitch. your taking adderall illegally, shes smoking. equivalent. let her smoke and uh if you had just asked her to smoke elsewhere and she probabbbllyyyyy woulda. now she prob wont when she finds out you snitched on her. if i were her, id blow some kush righttttt in your face. goooood luck with the court:)

moxy_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 4:49

Are you ******* stupid? YOU WOULD GIVE SOMEONE A CRIMINAL RECORD BECAUSE YOURE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO TELL THEM TO STOP? Get real! also, sucks to be you.