Roommate, Drugs, Ironic and Cops: Such a narc

Such a narc

By hatetheroommate - 16/04/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML

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By a.white - 11/12/2013 11:58 - United States - Cheltenham

Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have my dorm room raided for drugs. Why? She saw our text messages discussing where he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" for weed. FML

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By wreckdit - 12/10/2016 23:55 - United States

Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 04:00

Today, my roommates gathered together to tell me that they all took turns spitting in my drinks in the fridge, all because I told on them for smoking pot in the apartment. FML

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Possession

By Katelyn_Louise - 01/05/2021 10:01 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, someone left their drug bag on the table in the lounge at my place, probably a friend, and probably a mistake. The next minute the cops knock on the door and force their way in. Immediately the cop spots the drug bag and cuffs me. It wasn't even my bag. FML

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Nice friends you've got there

By Anonymous - 07/07/2015 19:13 - United States - Summerfield

Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine and that she'd never seen it before. FML

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By funnymanjoe - 14/09/2011 11:06 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

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By drug testing - 09/05/2013 22:22 - United States - Little Chute

Today, while answering an "anonymous" survey about how to keep my school drug free, I told them they should stop drug testing the kids that they know don't do drugs and test the sketchier ones. They in turn drug tested me. FML

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By Sudokori - 07/09/2017 01:30

Today, my coworker paid me back the $15 I let him borrow and we shook hands. Later, I was called into my boss's office, where he threatened to fire me for doing a drug deal in front of customers. The police are getting involved. FML

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By alrightsheryl - 28/03/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, it's my 18th birthday. I called my parents and they told me that they found weed in the guest house, so they called my boarding school to drug test me. It wasn't my weed. They didn't even say, "Happy Birthday." FML

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Why29 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:08

That is what you get for being a hypocrite, jackass.

Aldrasio 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:11

So rather than telling her you're sick of her smoking in your room, you rat her out? YDI

Comments

lanceyromancey 0

Friday 17 April 2009 3:28

goddamn snitch you totally deserve it **** people who pull lame shit like this, you even take prescription drugs that are probably way worse than weed is so go shove it i hope you get in serious trouble

Ignominy 0

Friday 17 April 2009 3:29

I'm assuming you had a prescription for adderall... or else that's just a huge YDI. I do know a few people at my university who take it for ADHD, #250, so it isn't impossible.

4b30 0

Friday 17 April 2009 3:32

You're a douche & I'm glad you got screwed :)

beff 0

Friday 17 April 2009 3:36

Adderral is an ADD/ADHD prescription that is given to you by a doctor if he/she suspects that you have ADD/ADHD. They cannot take you to court becasue you have ADD or ADHD.

neonoodle 0

Friday 17 April 2009 3:37

people in glass houses...

autumnus 0

Friday 17 April 2009 3:37

Jeez, I registered just to reply to this. Are you aware of what happens to a student with a drug offense? Do you not even give a shit? They lose their federal aid and may even lose the chance they have to pursue a degree. You are uptight about your roommate smoking a bowl in your room while you are popping pills? You are by far the biggest asshole I have seen in fml for a very long time and I hope you read my comment. I sincerely hope those pills arent subscribed so you suffer just as much as you hoped your roommate would be. Karma's a bitch and go kill yourself. ******* asshole, you didn't even realize how much you could have ruined her life

megfml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 3:40

Dear poster, You sound like a horrible, judgmental hypocrite. Please find a way to leave society forever. Sincerely, The rest of the world.

ohboyscott 0

Friday 17 April 2009 3:42

good job. tattling on someone with weed when you have a prescription (which you didn't have i assume) amphetamine in your desk. IDIOT!

firebrand111 0

Friday 17 April 2009 3:46

Ok, I'm assuming you just forgot your adderall, 'cause there's no way you could have done knowing it was there. That would just be plain dumb. In reality though, addrall isn't bad at all unless you take like 3 at a time. Weed is bad for you (despite what all you idiots think [look it up]), and getting caught in college with it is a huge deal compared to high school. Stilll....YDI

BLOODKNOT 0

Friday 17 April 2009 3:46

Firstly, your a dumbass! secondly, Its only weed! why the **** weren't you smoking it too! Its better than popping pills like a little bitch. Thirdly, its your friend, you deserve to be kicked out of that school or whatever, and possibly SHOT! honestly.. that's ridiculous. GO **** YOUR LIFE!