Roommate, Drugs, Ironic and Cops: Such a narc

Such a narc

By hatetheroommate - 16/04/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML

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You deserved it 130 309

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By a.white - 11/12/2013 11:58 - United States - Cheltenham

Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have my dorm room raided for drugs. Why? She saw our text messages discussing where he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" for weed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 376

You deserved it 2 814

By wreckdit - 12/10/2016 23:55 - United States

Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 803

You deserved it 724

By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 814

You deserved it 9 724

By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 04:00

Today, my roommates gathered together to tell me that they all took turns spitting in my drinks in the fridge, all because I told on them for smoking pot in the apartment. FML

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You deserved it 3 370

Possession

By Katelyn_Louise - 01/05/2021 10:01 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, someone left their drug bag on the table in the lounge at my place, probably a friend, and probably a mistake. The next minute the cops knock on the door and force their way in. Immediately the cop spots the drug bag and cuffs me. It wasn't even my bag. FML

I agree, your life sucks 500

You deserved it 855

Nice friends you've got there

By Anonymous - 07/07/2015 19:13 - United States - Summerfield

Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine and that she'd never seen it before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 595

You deserved it 2 797

By funnymanjoe - 14/09/2011 11:06 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 760

You deserved it 5 738

By drug testing - 09/05/2013 22:22 - United States - Little Chute

Today, while answering an "anonymous" survey about how to keep my school drug free, I told them they should stop drug testing the kids that they know don't do drugs and test the sketchier ones. They in turn drug tested me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 141

You deserved it 15 325

By Sudokori - 07/09/2017 01:30

Today, my coworker paid me back the $15 I let him borrow and we shook hands. Later, I was called into my boss's office, where he threatened to fire me for doing a drug deal in front of customers. The police are getting involved. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 253

You deserved it 268

By alrightsheryl - 28/03/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, it's my 18th birthday. I called my parents and they told me that they found weed in the guest house, so they called my boarding school to drug test me. It wasn't my weed. They didn't even say, "Happy Birthday." FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 616

You deserved it 4 899

Why29 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:08

That is what you get for being a hypocrite, jackass.

Aldrasio 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:11

So rather than telling her you're sick of her smoking in your room, you rat her out? YDI

Comments

antdarien 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:17

@@@#375 Good shit LOL! that is true tho i second you to that beezy to stfu politely keep your ignorant comments to your self please and thank you

tkiero 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:30

why does everyone keep saying things to my posts that DON'T RELATE TO WHAT I SAID #208 # 215??

Neenertastic 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:51

if it isn't prescribed to you then it's a problem. get the doc to back you up if it's in your name. otherwise, yeah, quit snitchin if you can't back it up! doh!

bonnaroo23 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:57

you deserved that one 100% ... stop being a puss and confront your roommate about it, if you really dislike them smoking in the room... I'm sure like any pot head, they will happily go outside.

hokiecritter2010 0

Friday 17 April 2009 21:07

all of you who clicked you deserved it are retarded... weed is illegal and the roommate had every right to do this.

ozymandias_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 21:10

#391, they deserved to get busted themselves. One druggy thinking they are better than another and being stupid enough to call the cops and have them come search the house *WHILE THEY HAVE ILLEGAL DRUGS THEMSELVES* deserves everything they get. This was stupid enough, it deserves jail time. Not because the drugs are that bad, but the pure stupidity was definitely criminal, as was the hypocrisy.

Weil 0

Friday 17 April 2009 21:40

Alex_vik is an American. Either that or some sort of holier-than-thou ****** who complains weed is "OMG bad for you". Weed isn't even as bad as some legal stuff. **** off.

geronimo_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 21:47

you deserve it more than anyone

Thrashersk 0

Friday 17 April 2009 22:46

I'm with 99% of the people in this thread. Snitches get stitches you dumb cunt.

gr33k 0

Friday 17 April 2009 22:58

That's what you get for doing hard drugs. Should have left the smoker alone. I hope you're punished to the full extent of the law, assuming you were using it to study becuase your an uptight douchebag.