Roommate, Drugs, Ironic and Cops: Such a narc

Such a narc

By hatetheroommate - 16/04/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML

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You deserved it 130 310

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By a.white - 11/12/2013 11:58 - United States - Cheltenham

Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have my dorm room raided for drugs. Why? She saw our text messages discussing where he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" for weed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 376

You deserved it 2 815

By wreckdit - 12/10/2016 23:55 - United States

Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML

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You deserved it 726

By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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You deserved it 9 725

By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 04:00

Today, my roommates gathered together to tell me that they all took turns spitting in my drinks in the fridge, all because I told on them for smoking pot in the apartment. FML

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You deserved it 3 370

Possession

By Katelyn_Louise - 01/05/2021 10:01 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, someone left their drug bag on the table in the lounge at my place, probably a friend, and probably a mistake. The next minute the cops knock on the door and force their way in. Immediately the cop spots the drug bag and cuffs me. It wasn't even my bag. FML

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You deserved it 856

Nice friends you've got there

By Anonymous - 07/07/2015 19:13 - United States - Summerfield

Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine and that she'd never seen it before. FML

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You deserved it 2 797

By funnymanjoe - 14/09/2011 11:06 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

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You deserved it 5 738

By drug testing - 09/05/2013 22:22 - United States - Little Chute

Today, while answering an "anonymous" survey about how to keep my school drug free, I told them they should stop drug testing the kids that they know don't do drugs and test the sketchier ones. They in turn drug tested me. FML

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You deserved it 15 325

By Sudokori - 07/09/2017 01:30

Today, my coworker paid me back the $15 I let him borrow and we shook hands. Later, I was called into my boss's office, where he threatened to fire me for doing a drug deal in front of customers. The police are getting involved. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 254

You deserved it 268

By alrightsheryl - 28/03/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, it's my 18th birthday. I called my parents and they told me that they found weed in the guest house, so they called my boarding school to drug test me. It wasn't my weed. They didn't even say, "Happy Birthday." FML

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You deserved it 4 899

Why29 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:08

That is what you get for being a hypocrite, jackass.

Aldrasio 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:11

So rather than telling her you're sick of her smoking in your room, you rat her out? YDI

Comments

Bertrandberticus 0

Friday 17 April 2009 11:03

This whole board is filled with tl;dr comments. Seriously. OP sucks. OP's roommate sucks. A bunch of the posters suck. On the other hand, OP, if you made all of this up and generated 355 comments in a trolling attempt, you are awesome and I give you major respect.

Bertrandberticus 0

Friday 17 April 2009 11:06

Also, 341, sorry to hear that you have a debilitating and all around shitty medical condition. But, let me ask you, how do you manage to be able to afford an ounce daily? Did you manage to get that shit on insurance or something?

Enz0Benz0 0

Friday 17 April 2009 11:35

You're a ****, you deserved that. Hope you realize you're popping prescription SPEED while your roommate is partaking in a 100% harmless activity. May bad luck and misfortune infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.

th3_j4ck4l 0

Friday 17 April 2009 12:03

serves you right bitch. We don't talk to police.

1073kat 0

Friday 17 April 2009 13:02

damn stupid pothead. should have known theyd take it with them.

whereisbob_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 14:39

u deserve it u stupid grass!!! weed isnt even bad.

DankJemo 0

Friday 17 April 2009 15:13

That's what you get for being a bitch. You're a hypocrite... You call the cops because of a little weed, and you, yourself have a controlled substance in your possession, which believe it or not, actually carries more legal implications that weed does. You got exactly what you deserved. Next time ask your roommate to smoke some place else.

tapegun 0

Friday 17 April 2009 15:15

"Hey, would you mind not smoking weed in the building I really don't feel comfortable with it" That's what you get for being an ass. I bet you leave notes asking them to do the dishes and stuff too.