Roommate, Drugs, Ironic and Cops: Such a narc

Such a narc

By hatetheroommate - 16/04/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML

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By a.white - 11/12/2013 11:58 - United States - Cheltenham

Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have my dorm room raided for drugs. Why? She saw our text messages discussing where he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" for weed. FML

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By wreckdit - 12/10/2016 23:55 - United States

Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 04:00

Today, my roommates gathered together to tell me that they all took turns spitting in my drinks in the fridge, all because I told on them for smoking pot in the apartment. FML

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Possession

By Katelyn_Louise - 01/05/2021 10:01 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, someone left their drug bag on the table in the lounge at my place, probably a friend, and probably a mistake. The next minute the cops knock on the door and force their way in. Immediately the cop spots the drug bag and cuffs me. It wasn't even my bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2015 19:13 - United States - Summerfield

Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine and that she'd never seen it before. FML

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By funnymanjoe - 14/09/2011 11:06 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

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By drug testing - 09/05/2013 22:22 - United States - Little Chute

Today, while answering an "anonymous" survey about how to keep my school drug free, I told them they should stop drug testing the kids that they know don't do drugs and test the sketchier ones. They in turn drug tested me. FML

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By Sudokori - 07/09/2017 01:30

Today, my coworker paid me back the $15 I let him borrow and we shook hands. Later, I was called into my boss's office, where he threatened to fire me for doing a drug deal in front of customers. The police are getting involved. FML

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By alrightsheryl - 28/03/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, it's my 18th birthday. I called my parents and they told me that they found weed in the guest house, so they called my boarding school to drug test me. It wasn't my weed. They didn't even say, "Happy Birthday." FML

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Why29 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:08

That is what you get for being a hypocrite, jackass.

Aldrasio 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:11

So rather than telling her you're sick of her smoking in your room, you rat her out? YDI

Comments

elu3219 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:21

Just tell them the truth at the hearing. YDI why didn't you tell your roomate not to smoke pot in your room?

MissMel_fml 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:22

i hope your roomate kicks your ass

allie1103 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:23

#25 you can't get in trouble for a prescription drug so obviously this person is pretty damn stupid.

Ohnoitslindsay 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:23

The only reason YDI is because you didn't think to hide your adderol when you told cops to search your room. Or if you didn't ask your roommate not to smoke in your room prior to this.

fuckkkkk_fml 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:23

If you don't have ADHD you deserved it... and if her smoking was bothering you that much, why wouldn't you just ask her to stop?

nomadxx7 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:23

Adderall is for ADHD but most of the kids I went to college with used them for studying since you didn't seem to have the crash like you did from taking No-Doz or a lot of coffee. It was pretty readily available. If the OP had a prescription they would have found the bottle with his/her name on it for the prescription. They would probably drop the charge right there. However, I'm assuming it was just in the desk and not in a pill bottle so that's why they are charging the OP. Plus weed is so harmless YDI for playing into the whole government's 'reefer madness' paranoia. If your roommate was cooking up some crystal meth go right ahead but weed? come on.

cadenernest 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:24

as if you called the campus police on your roomie rather than talking to her about it. you could seriously screw her over over some dope. YDI

rukusrazor 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:24

Snitch ass bitch. Ask them nicely, that doesn't work, request a move because of whatever. Allergies, cleanliness, or whatever.

GrapefruitZoe 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:25

Adderall is INSANE, and weed is just nice and helpful. It fixes my asthma, unlike all inhalers.

ummwow 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:26

yeah YDI.... what #44 said you probably couldve just asked her to stop and even if she didnt why would you tell on her? major asshole move dude. major.