Roommate, Drugs, Ironic and Cops: Such a narc

Such a narc

By hatetheroommate - 16/04/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML

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By a.white - 11/12/2013 11:58 - United States - Cheltenham

Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have my dorm room raided for drugs. Why? She saw our text messages discussing where he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" for weed. FML

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By wreckdit - 12/10/2016 23:55 - United States

Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 04:00

Today, my roommates gathered together to tell me that they all took turns spitting in my drinks in the fridge, all because I told on them for smoking pot in the apartment. FML

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Possession

By Katelyn_Louise - 01/05/2021 10:01 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, someone left their drug bag on the table in the lounge at my place, probably a friend, and probably a mistake. The next minute the cops knock on the door and force their way in. Immediately the cop spots the drug bag and cuffs me. It wasn't even my bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2015 19:13 - United States - Summerfield

Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine and that she'd never seen it before. FML

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By funnymanjoe - 14/09/2011 11:06 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

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By drug testing - 09/05/2013 22:22 - United States - Little Chute

Today, while answering an "anonymous" survey about how to keep my school drug free, I told them they should stop drug testing the kids that they know don't do drugs and test the sketchier ones. They in turn drug tested me. FML

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By Sudokori - 07/09/2017 01:30

Today, my coworker paid me back the $15 I let him borrow and we shook hands. Later, I was called into my boss's office, where he threatened to fire me for doing a drug deal in front of customers. The police are getting involved. FML

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By alrightsheryl - 28/03/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, it's my 18th birthday. I called my parents and they told me that they found weed in the guest house, so they called my boarding school to drug test me. It wasn't my weed. They didn't even say, "Happy Birthday." FML

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Why29 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:08

That is what you get for being a hypocrite, jackass.

Aldrasio 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:11

So rather than telling her you're sick of her smoking in your room, you rat her out? YDI

Comments

glockjaw 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:34

#50: In college, dorms are subject to search at any time. They belong to the college so it doesn't have to be with your permission just the college's. So the 4th amendment applies, for the college.

RNCftw 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:35

i get the YDI, but i dont get why all these people are saying that calling in a crime is the same thing as being a snitch. come on now.

bubblezgurl 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:36

Well obviously they reported it. If I'm trying to study, the last thing I need is some pot head doing weed right next to me. Why are all these people trying to defend some ungrateful pot head?? I would of done the same xD

ronnie8701 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:36

THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR SNITCHING!!!!!!!!!

ToolAccord 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:38

Wow some people are just stupid! Who cares about weed really! What a pussy! I am glad you got busted, serves you right! I hope you get kicked out of school for that! Wow you are retarded!

thefauxjew 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:38

YDI, narc

tiltwrestler 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:39

If the adderall wasn't prescription, you deserve this x100 If the adderall was simply prescription and you legitly needed it... I'm kinda iffy. On the one hand, if you snitched from where i come from, you'd get your ass jumped or shot. But on the other hand, people who smoke weed around you ARE pretty annoying; coming from a wrestler, it's pretty hard to wrestle when your wheezin from tobacco/marijuana smoke both. You should have just told her that if she didn't stop smoking weed around you, you would be forced to tell campus security FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY; but then tell her that you don't wanna be a jerk and just do it behind her back... so you are telling her to her face to give her a chance to chill the F out with the in-room smoking. if i was her, id be annoyed but also grateful for your honesty, id stop smoking most of the time

blankp4ge 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:39

You totally deserved that one, try talking to your roommate next time to his face. Douchebag.

pearls 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:39

What's wrong with telling her, and not being so sneaky? Well that backfired, and it should teach you not to be a hypocrite.

AlyshaDeShae 10

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:42

First, you deserve it for not simply confronting your roommate directly or at least having the decency to take yourself down to their office and explain to them that she's constantly smoking illegal drugs in the room. Second, even though you went about it the wrong way, bravo for at least trying to get something done about the illegal drugs. Third, I sincerely hope that you have a prescription for the Adderall because if not, then you're just as bad as she is in which case you deserve whatever punishment they dish out.