Sucker

By BadIdea - 01/03/2012 21:23 - France

Spicy
Today, I decided to shave my balls. When I was finished, I vacuumed up the mess on the carpet, and then the fragments of hair still on my balls. Very bad idea. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 286
You deserved it 59 665

Same thing different taste

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Lol. Why would you put a vaccum even CLOSE to your balls?

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I burst into uncontrollable laughter everytime I read this.

veritoswty6 14
ImSoEffedUp 10

I just shaved mine today too.... But no way am I putting a vacuum near my sack.... My girlfriend loves the hairless look....

skygirl_01 5

kiddnyc10, yes I did. dirty = showering would have gotten rid of the smaller left over shreds of hair better than the vacuum.

Next time, use the feather duster.

What did u think would happen u bum

perdix 29

You almost created the year's best invention. Try a vacuum with a lower flow rate and a low-frequency pulsation and you just might end up with something sublime.