Surprise indeed

By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 14:24 - Netherlands

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Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend because he's been working extra hard these last two months. I went to his house only to find him in bed with another girl. Standing there, with fifteen roses in my hands, all he could say was, "Thank you, can you put them in a vase?" FML
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screambloody 7

How could you deserve this? **** your life!

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allmidnighteyes 10

At least he didn't start singing "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy.

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AssDan 0

Next time you want to reward a guy try using your flower instead. Then he won't have to sleep with someone else to be satisfied. YDI for not letting him be balls deep in your can. What's your number I'll help you practice. ;)

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Cinn_fml 22

And what information do you have to suggest that she wasn't putting out?

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letiflor 3

I would of hit him with the roses!! and then punched him in the NUTS!! haha

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SupEr_JaY 4

if i was him, i would of asked you to join in xD

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califormula 0

Maybe it was his cousin visiting from out of town

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nikkired 0

YDI for buying him flowers. A b/f once told me, guys don't want flowers they want things they can use.

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HomeAl0ne 20

Tsk, tsk. The correct response from him was obviously "Thank you, can you put them in a vase. And then make me a sandwich."

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musicismylife21 5

what a douche! dump that dude!

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NoobFaiL 0

i wud've murdered his face with the rose thorns . >=D

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