Health: Surprise!

Surprise!

By Anonymous - 12/02/2011 18:40 - United States

Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 00:22 - United States

Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML

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Too little, too late

By Anonymous - 20/01/2014 20:23 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML

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By Anna - 20/01/2019 16:00

Today, I went into a gynecology appointment to find out my IUD had apparently fallen out without me knowing. What tipped me off? My pregnancy test. FML

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Science has gone too far

By Amanda - 15/09/2021 13:00 - United States - Greenbrier

Today, I went in for a full hysterectomy due to medical issues. I came out being 6 weeks pregnant. FML

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Nearly home

By clumsycat - 30/06/2017 15:54

Today, I thought my water had broken. I'd actually just peed myself when the baby moved. FML

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By XxOx - 04/02/2010 01:18 - France

Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML

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Yeet it

By Anonymous - 25/02/2021 23:00 - Canada

Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML

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By actually just constipated.. and stupid - 04/03/2015 15:03 - Tunisia

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

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By whotouchedyou1 - 26/08/2014 02:37 - United States - Cypress

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 11 769

Doortje 29

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:29

Don't worry, in a few more months you'll probably have that bladder infection too.

xXxSophiexXx 8

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:25

I guess next time use protection...

Comments

ErbodyLuvsDaLulz 4

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:34

Now she can have that highly anticipated child she has always wanted!

princessjasmine2_fml 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:35

My condolences.

persimmon 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:38

way to get yourself pregnated!

nathan5 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:40

Hmmm...this sounds like every T.V show I've ever seen!

Troll1 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:41

should've let him cum on ur face. YDI.

marcranger 28

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:43

should've aimed it so he came in his eye.

ErbodyLuvsDaLulz 4

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:45

Whoa. Whoa. When did this turn into two men having sex?

wisericky 12

Sunday 13 February 2011 16:08

nice, now the fml is getting good, OP didnt state a gender (far as i can tell).

nhbasskid13 23

Friday 21 February 2014 16:52

you're ******* retarded. OP is a woman.

pinkballoon 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:45

Well on the bright side you don't have a bladder infection! Yet...

yooser 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:51

they prolly have a cream for that op

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:51

I think I know why some of the comments were moderated...

jess183xp 1

Sunday 13 February 2011 7:12

why?

sssammy13 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:57

congrats!

xNikkiez 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 23:01

Lol, that would be funny. But OP didn't exactly say that...I think she means what she thought was an infection turned out being a baby.

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