Pregnancy, Awkward, Thief and Miscellaneous: Surprise !

That's why I have a password on my phone. If my phone gets stolen and they "slide to unlock" I have a 4 digit password you need to type to get in my phone. If you have an iphone you may wanna do that so it doesn't happen again. FYL

slapsface 10

Wednesday 29 August 2012 18:25

I would of done the same thing

doglover100 28

Tuesday 11 December 2012 3:03

That sucks yet I find it funny

vffjvsegb 11

Monday 9 September 2013 2:08

"So mom, bout that text..."

obeykaitlyn 25

Monday 20 January 2014 1:08

I guess that's why you put a password on your phone

Crossbowe 13

Sunday 26 October 2014 3:45

a minute later "jk"

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