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By Noname - 27/02/2009 04:02 - United States

Today, I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in my parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into my parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on my parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp for air then throw up all over their bed. FML

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By sadddddd - 11/09/2011 01:54 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML

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By loveurlifejk - 28/12/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 02:00

Today, I was feeling sick so I decided to lay down. As soon as I did, I felt the sudden urge to throw up, so I ran to the bathroom. When I bent over the toilet to throw up, my glasses fell in along with my vomit. Before I had a chance to retrieve them, I threw up again. And again. FML

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Sick sex, dude

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML

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By Michelle - 09/01/2010 16:11 - United States

Today, I woke up feeling extremely nauseous. When I started to feel better, I felt like I needed to spit. I went into the bathroom and opened the toilet to see someone had taken a giant crap the night before and forgotten to flush. The smell made me vomit all over my feet. FML

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By Anonymouse - 07/11/2015 02:03

Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML

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By Ouch - 15/08/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By wookieewhosshe - 26/06/2019 14:03

Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 18:25 - Singapore

Today, I took a nap because I've been sick for the past week and I was exhausted. When I woke up, my hair, shirt, pillow, and bedsheets were soaked. I threw up all over myself in my sleep. FML

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Friday 27 February 2009 9:31

what a poor floorplan

yay_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 9:35

hahahhahha... hahaha... I'm sorry but... hahahahahhahahaahhaa

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savesam 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 18:37

LOL

ducktape92 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 0:05

oh god, hahaha. that sucks majorly!

Emz_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 11:40

i don't think the point of this story was the 'my parents are having sex OMGGROSS' part, i think it was more 'i threw up on them' part. So i don't think there's a need to tell the person who wrote this that 'parents having sex is normal' ... Oh, and that is the funniest thing i've ever read :)

Shapes 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 1:12

That's outrageously funny I'm sitting in college trying not to burst out laughing right now LOL.

myster1ous 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 21:13

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha shame man.

resawins 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 1:27

EPIC!!

gabbyh 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 2:46

ugh... I'm so glad my parents didn't love eachother... ps. They should have locked the door, especially if they knew you were sick and their bathroom is the closest one. Then you would have barfed on the floor, but it would've been better than vomiting on your naked parents.. so sorry that happened >_

Sagacious 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 1:25

they could use this on a Family Guy episode

Dimaranien 1

Thursday 19 March 2009 5:23

thats what they get for having sex when they know your predicament. (the whole bathroom situation.)

Remegy 3

Wednesday 25 March 2009 22:51

i'm sorry, but thats just about as bad as it gets... A. you were ill B. you walked on your parents in the act! c. you throw up on them - if you think about it doesn't seem that great being their shoes either... i mean can you imagine after all that, you have to clean up you son's/daughter's vomit off your bed (and yourselves)... awkward for everyone i bet you were ALL silent during breakfast the next morning...