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By Noname - 27/02/2009 04:02 - United States

Today, I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in my parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into my parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on my parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp for air then throw up all over their bed. FML

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By sadddddd - 11/09/2011 01:54 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML

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By loveurlifejk - 28/12/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 02:00

Today, I was feeling sick so I decided to lay down. As soon as I did, I felt the sudden urge to throw up, so I ran to the bathroom. When I bent over the toilet to throw up, my glasses fell in along with my vomit. Before I had a chance to retrieve them, I threw up again. And again. FML

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Sick sex, dude

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML

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By Michelle - 09/01/2010 16:11 - United States

Today, I woke up feeling extremely nauseous. When I started to feel better, I felt like I needed to spit. I went into the bathroom and opened the toilet to see someone had taken a giant crap the night before and forgotten to flush. The smell made me vomit all over my feet. FML

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By Anonymouse - 07/11/2015 02:03

Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML

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Geyser

By Ouch - 15/08/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By wookieewhosshe - 26/06/2019 14:03

Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 18:25 - Singapore

Today, I took a nap because I've been sick for the past week and I was exhausted. When I woke up, my hair, shirt, pillow, and bedsheets were soaked. I threw up all over myself in my sleep. FML

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sunshyne84_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 9:31

what a poor floorplan

yay_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 9:35

hahahhahha... hahaha... I'm sorry but... hahahahahhahahaahhaa

Comments

zebrapattern 6

Sunday 17 October 2010 10:40

why is sex such a bad and secretive thing? everyone does it (mostly), so who cares? and fyl for being immature about sex and not having a trash can by your bed.

Vaesive 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 22:33

You got it all wrong. This is a FTL (**** Their Lives)

jjnotantibi 2

Thursday 26 May 2011 22:46

Epic win for you. Im sure that made them stop. They deserve it for not locking the door and for not taking care of you when you're sick. Fail floor plan too

hawkeye12221 0

Friday 10 June 2011 20:35

IMAGINE THEIR FACES XD!!!!!!!!!!!

Ilovequintin 2

Friday 5 August 2011 8:34

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHASHSHHAAHAHAHHAHAHA NICCCCEE!

coolbrony12 3

Tuesday 12 June 2012 23:39

Your parents sex lives=ruined forever

redmonkey224539 9

Tuesday 10 July 2012 19:16

That's a fairly appropriate reaction

DecembersShadow 2

Sunday 12 August 2012 9:33

FYL dude, but at the same time I couldn't help but laugh... Also, that kind of sounds like it could be your parents' FML: "Today I was having sex with my wife/husband when my son barged into our room and threw up all over the bed. FML"

DanielT1994 19

Friday 14 September 2012 16:59

**** your life? No, **** their life. You could've used a trash bin elsewhere. Who wants an annoying kid going and throwing up all over their bed when they're trying to make love?