Suspect

By worldsbestjobgonebad - 19/10/2009 06:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking home from my acting gig at a haunted hayride. Even after spending lots of time washing the fake blood off my hands and face, I looked like I'd murdered someone. Perhaps that's why an officer stopped me and questioned me about a stabbing that happened earlier tonight. FML
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SaintJimmy 0

Sucks to be you, but I hope your eye twitched while he was talking to you. A little muttering under the breath wouldn't hurt either.

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perdix 29

Fake blood washes off easily. The real stuff can be very difficult, especially when you're still on the adrenaline rush after killing. It get even harder when the cops come and your conscience kicks in -- you're not the bad-ass sociopath you thought you were, huh? Haunted hayride? Nice alibi, but it's not a license to kill. MWAHAHAHA!

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Dutch_vigilante 0

Wow, good thing you had fake blood on your hands, covering the real blood, otehrwise they'd know you are the killer.

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sanem0808238036 0

screw u ya shod havve washed completely off before even exiting the haunted hayride i dont mean to be mean but YDI!!!

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fckaduck 0

-_- Dude, chill the **** out. Seriously.

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JamestheFreak 0

lol this happened to me too but instead of a gig i was out getting high with my friend and the officers said i looked liked the guy who stabbed and mugged someone

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phlpstm 0

You are a tool for calling it a gig. You working on a frickin' haunted hay ride, you're not Kenneth f-ing Brannaugh.

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BlacknBlueHaHa 0

If ya gettin' paid it's a gig...if not it's just an event...wtf

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tony8pie 0

That, retard, is called a coincident, not an fml. Unless you were beaten or tased, get over it.

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her22_fml 0

tony8pie I believe the FML is that he couldn't get the blood off.

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argentinachick13 0

Hi, i want to do something like that. How did u get the job?btw im 16, am i too young for that?

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Mcgyvr 0

This has been covered. I asked, and two other people have asked about other places. No one knows for sure.

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her22_fml 0

just gotta use alcohol and baby wipes, i was an actor in a huanted house for 5 yrs, you will break out like crazy, but no more fake blood

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