Kids: Suspicious activity

Suspicious activity

By omgn00blolz89 - 07/04/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I was walking my little sister home from the eye doctor. It was raining out so we were kind of in a hurry to get home. We get home and about half an hour later, the cops show up. Apparently, someone saw me walking my sister and called the cops on me thinking I was a child molester. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I got lost trying to find the hospital my sister was giving birth in. I stopped at a store to call my mom for directions. A cop pulled up beside me and knocked loudly on my window asking me to get out. The store had been robbed and I am now a suspect. FML

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By D - 04/12/2011 07:46 - United States

Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML

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By Help Me - 18/01/2015 03:45 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I saw a little old lady trying to cross the street. I went over and tried to help her. Turned out she was actually just a really short young woman. As soon as I took her arm, she screamed in front of everyone and accused me of trying to molest her. FML

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By imnotastranger - 09/05/2014 03:01

Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML

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Sussy baka

By black hoodie - 19/05/2013 23:07 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I went for a walk. When it started pouring, I ran under the nearest tree for protection. It didn't occur to me that it might look suspicious hiding under a stranger's tree in a black hoodie, until the cops showed up. FML

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It is though

By Timv86 - 16/02/2010 08:18 - Australia

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

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By Amara1717 - 19/08/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't wanna go and was throwing a tantrum in the car. When we stopped at a red light, my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver. She rolled down her window and screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer!" FML

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Stranger danger

By soul0eater - 12/03/2011 07:18 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I was at the mall and I saw a kid crying. I asked her "What's wrong sweetie, are you lost?" She ran away screaming "Help me!" I ended up having to explain to a dumb mall cop that I'm not a perv. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2016 06:10 - Australia - Sydney

Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML

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Creeped out

By Anonymous - 07/07/2022 02:00

Today, I ran home because a guy I had never seen before got off the bus at the same time as me, and followed me almost all the way home. I was crying for my mom to call the police but my brother just snorted at me, because, “Only pretty girls have stalkers.” I wish I was an only child. FML

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YouDontSeeMe 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 9:48

Some people are so quick to judge. Hopefully you explained everything to the cops and it all worked out.

DisturbedDriver 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 9:49

LAWLZ. Post your pic. Seriously, some of the nicest people I know look like they could be weirdos.

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ddrluna 2

Tuesday 7 April 2009 10:14

Some people are ****** in the head. Why would someone automatically make that assumption? What a moron.

iplantzy 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 21:49

someone who doesnt think lime that could see an actual child molester with a kid and think nothing of it. then the child gets raped. its better to be overprotective than not protective at all

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 3 January 2018 14:05

Based on the gender icon, I’m going to assume that it’s because the OP is a male and sadly, there’s this bullshit mentality that dumbasses live under where all men are pedophiles and can’t be trusted around children. I’m willing to bet that if the OP were a woman, nobody would’ve said anything.

lifeisf_ed 1

Tuesday 7 April 2009 10:17

omg, this is so funny! surely someone who would know where u live would also therefore know u, and then know that the girl is ur sister.. o_o i guess they just wanted to cause a ruckus ^^

dwights 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 10:17

welll...are you.....? jk lol

uberkrissy 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 10:19

WTF? How much older are you than your sister? Not that funny - It's not like the police have any real evidence against you.

keelytown 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 10:20

Uhh.. you're innocent. Not a FML

linebacker42 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 21:17

16 Hot

monzie94 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 10:32

so?

TidusBlade 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 10:36

Agree with #16: How is this an FML? Probably resulted in a 3 minutes explanation, end of story...

JOELY_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 10:37

i think theres a lesson to be learnt in all this.. dont molest kids

fir3d3m0n1 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 11:16

i'm just curious since i've never had anything like this happen.. but.. once the dude caled the police, how did the police know where you live? O_o unless the caller saw u walk into your house? i'm confused.. but this is a real FML! :D

spankyness 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 11:45

P Talk about ppl being quick to judge I rather have the cops show up and it be nothin then have a kid get molested I mean like what u had to talk to the cops for 5 min oh my fyl indeed