Kids: Suspicious activity

Suspicious activity

By omgn00blolz89 - 07/04/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I was walking my little sister home from the eye doctor. It was raining out so we were kind of in a hurry to get home. We get home and about half an hour later, the cops show up. Apparently, someone saw me walking my sister and called the cops on me thinking I was a child molester. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I got lost trying to find the hospital my sister was giving birth in. I stopped at a store to call my mom for directions. A cop pulled up beside me and knocked loudly on my window asking me to get out. The store had been robbed and I am now a suspect. FML

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You deserved it 2 559

By D - 04/12/2011 07:46 - United States

Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML

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By Help Me - 18/01/2015 03:45 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I saw a little old lady trying to cross the street. I went over and tried to help her. Turned out she was actually just a really short young woman. As soon as I took her arm, she screamed in front of everyone and accused me of trying to molest her. FML

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You deserved it 8 484

By imnotastranger - 09/05/2014 03:01

Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML

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Sussy baka

By black hoodie - 19/05/2013 23:07 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I went for a walk. When it started pouring, I ran under the nearest tree for protection. It didn't occur to me that it might look suspicious hiding under a stranger's tree in a black hoodie, until the cops showed up. FML

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It is though

By Timv86 - 16/02/2010 08:18 - Australia

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

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You deserved it 3 093

By Amara1717 - 19/08/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't wanna go and was throwing a tantrum in the car. When we stopped at a red light, my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver. She rolled down her window and screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer!" FML

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You deserved it 3 509

Stranger danger

By soul0eater - 12/03/2011 07:18 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I was at the mall and I saw a kid crying. I asked her "What's wrong sweetie, are you lost?" She ran away screaming "Help me!" I ended up having to explain to a dumb mall cop that I'm not a perv. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2016 06:10 - Australia - Sydney

Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML

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Creeped out

By Anonymous - 07/07/2022 02:00

Today, I ran home because a guy I had never seen before got off the bus at the same time as me, and followed me almost all the way home. I was crying for my mom to call the police but my brother just snorted at me, because, “Only pretty girls have stalkers.” I wish I was an only child. FML

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You deserved it 253

YouDontSeeMe 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 9:48

Some people are so quick to judge. Hopefully you explained everything to the cops and it all worked out.

DisturbedDriver 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 9:49

LAWLZ. Post your pic. Seriously, some of the nicest people I know look like they could be weirdos.

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Bardock 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 14:49

What a shitty world we live in when a guy can't even walk with his little sister home without being thought to be a pedophile.

greatnt249 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 15:00

Sounds like #25 would prefer a government along the likes of a Hitler, Stalin, or Mussolini, where people were detained and arrested for looking at someone the wrong way. Seriously, people have rights, and being detained for no good reason is in violation of those rights. Let us know how you feel when you're unjustly accused of some wrongdoing and your alibi isn't good enough to get you out of your unfortunate situation; I'm sure you won't be singing the praises of "it was all in the name of criminal deterrence" then.

NotxxLucky 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 15:12

Okay this doesn't have to be an fml, it funny so it doesn't matter.... Plus the headline says, fml: your everyday life stories not every story is an fml

deliciouskaek 1

Tuesday 7 April 2009 15:20

The media is doing their job well, since now everyone jumps on everything, no matter how innocent. Fear mongers.

r37s4090Xl7N 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 15:31

But is for the CHILDREN!!! Think of the CHILDREN!!!

ihatestupidpeopl_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 15:31

WOW...NOT A PROBLEM AT ALL BECAUSE YOU CAN JUST ******* EXPLAIN IT TO THE COPS...THEY DIDN'T ******* ARREST YOU OR ANYTHING!!! NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOUR ******* STUPID ******* STORIES!!!! YOU SUCK...A LOT

itsTiffany 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 15:36

People really need to mind their own business... They are so very quick to assume! #38, you need to calm down.

ivdrscg 2

Tuesday 7 April 2009 15:40

i like how you say you were "walking your sister", not with her. you were walking her like a dog. did you have a leash on her too?

misspeach13 15

Saturday 16 July 2016 5:40

OP most likely meant guiding her home. Given that she's his LITTLE sister and is young enough to raise concern to others, she most likely doesn't know her way home so OP had to walk/guide her home