Kids: Suspicious activity

Suspicious activity

By omgn00blolz89 - 07/04/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I was walking my little sister home from the eye doctor. It was raining out so we were kind of in a hurry to get home. We get home and about half an hour later, the cops show up. Apparently, someone saw me walking my sister and called the cops on me thinking I was a child molester. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I got lost trying to find the hospital my sister was giving birth in. I stopped at a store to call my mom for directions. A cop pulled up beside me and knocked loudly on my window asking me to get out. The store had been robbed and I am now a suspect. FML

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You deserved it 2 559

By D - 04/12/2011 07:46 - United States

Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML

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By Help Me - 18/01/2015 03:45 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I saw a little old lady trying to cross the street. I went over and tried to help her. Turned out she was actually just a really short young woman. As soon as I took her arm, she screamed in front of everyone and accused me of trying to molest her. FML

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You deserved it 8 484

By imnotastranger - 09/05/2014 03:01

Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML

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Sussy baka

By black hoodie - 19/05/2013 23:07 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I went for a walk. When it started pouring, I ran under the nearest tree for protection. It didn't occur to me that it might look suspicious hiding under a stranger's tree in a black hoodie, until the cops showed up. FML

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It is though

By Timv86 - 16/02/2010 08:18 - Australia

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

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You deserved it 3 093

By Amara1717 - 19/08/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't wanna go and was throwing a tantrum in the car. When we stopped at a red light, my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver. She rolled down her window and screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer!" FML

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You deserved it 3 509

Stranger danger

By soul0eater - 12/03/2011 07:18 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I was at the mall and I saw a kid crying. I asked her "What's wrong sweetie, are you lost?" She ran away screaming "Help me!" I ended up having to explain to a dumb mall cop that I'm not a perv. FML

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You deserved it 3 871

By Anonymous - 19/03/2016 06:10 - Australia - Sydney

Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML

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Creeped out

By Anonymous - 07/07/2022 02:00

Today, I ran home because a guy I had never seen before got off the bus at the same time as me, and followed me almost all the way home. I was crying for my mom to call the police but my brother just snorted at me, because, “Only pretty girls have stalkers.” I wish I was an only child. FML

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You deserved it 253

YouDontSeeMe 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 9:48

Some people are so quick to judge. Hopefully you explained everything to the cops and it all worked out.

DisturbedDriver 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 9:49

LAWLZ. Post your pic. Seriously, some of the nicest people I know look like they could be weirdos.

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Geeky_Warrior 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 15:55

#40, she was just coming back from the eye doctor, so her eyes were probably dilated or something so she couldn't see. So walking her home is correct.

maxson_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 15:55

#10 ftw XD

fmltoo 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 16:00

FYL! But good job, cops. 30 mins, it would have been done by then.

kellster 2

Tuesday 7 April 2009 16:03

Yikes! What were you doing on the walk??? Hopefully it was all cleared up as soon as you explained...

nomadxx7 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 16:04

@33 So you really think we have an "innocent till proven guilty" legal system here? What happens when there is a domestic dispute? Who usually gets taken away by the cops in that situation? The guy. No rhyme or reason to that but that's how it usually happens. What about racial profiling? We have the joke "driving while black" for a reason. Most of the time prejudice but it definitely isn't innocent until proven guilty. Or what about the video of a guy who was speeding and as he's walking away from the cop he gets tased? More often then not the cops make judgment calls which don't follow what we are taught about our government. Plus what about freedom of speech type issues? Ever realize now that we have places called "free speech zones" while protesting? Which implies you can't do the same 15' outside the box. And last but not least I hit this same topic days ago when I stated that states are now asking that people be diligent and call the cops if they see an older person walking with a younger person.

Dragoslav 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 16:20

"All right, sir, everything checks out. But I'm afraid you're still going to have to register as a sex offender for the next 10 years as a precautionary measure. Watch it next time."

Chaith 16

Tuesday 7 April 2009 16:36

I can't even imagine what kind of opinionated **** would call this in.

hayleykaulitz 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 16:45

LOL at #2 and#10! BAHAHA hilarious.

JackFrost 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 16:58

@ #28 Well, if his sister really WAS being walked home by a creepy child molester, I think we all would have wanted the caller to poke their nose into his business and call the cops. It sucks for the OP because he isn't a child molester, but at least somebody cared enough to call the cops and prevent a possible molestation.