Suspicious mind

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Youngsville

Today, after two weeks of intense detective work, I found out my wife isn't cheating on me after all. She really has just been going out and playing table tennis with her friend like she said. Who the hell even plays table tennis? FML
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I'm sorry to read that, OP. Perhaps you two could see a counselor until she's comfortable enough to stop playing table tennis and start cheating on you.

So is the FML that your wife plays table tennis or...

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Op, do you have friends? How about you spend the afternoon with yours and she can with hers?!

I'm glad you found your complaining priority dude. Shouldn't you be happy she isn't cheating on you or were you wanting that to be the outcome?

We'll be glad she actually is playing the game instead of cheating on you. If anything, I think you're lucky you got a wife who loves you enough not to cheat on you.

So you'd rather that she was actually cheating on you?!

Who the hell even plays table tennis? Who the hell still reads newspapers? Oh wait, a lot of people. You can't make these assumptions

hookumsnivy 6

Who the hell plays table tennis? It's one of the most popular participant sports in the world. I'm actually surprised you called it table tennis and not ping pong - I'm guessing it's because that's what your wife called it. It gets a bad rap in the US because everyone thinks about the game people play in their basements with people tapping the ball back and forth. That's not real table tennis. Check out professional table tennis, it's a ridiculously difficult sport at the high levels. Even watching the professionals it's hard to appreciate how fast the ball is moving and the ridiculous amount of spin on the ball. The think the real FML is that you had to do intense detective work for 2 weeks. How hard is it to just follow someone to the table tennis club?

I call it ping pong too, I love playing ping pong!!

So your upset that you paid a bunch of money to find out that your wife isn't lying to you? You need to work on your trust issues.