Suspicious minds

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I missed my own surprise party because, having heard it being planned, I thought it was going to be an intervention. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 129
You deserved it 45 351

Top comments

YDI. if u thought ur friends might have reason for intervention

that's funny. sucks for you, though. intervention 4 wat????

Comments

perdix 29

Instead of wanting you to stop getting wasted or drunk all the time, they wanted to get you either totally baked or completely plastered! Boy, did you ever read that wrong!

Jessi2487 0

need an intervention? there's an app for that.

stewpididiot 11

just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you

If they ate your surprise cake, FYL #2 :O

AtrumMessor 1

YDI for needing an intervention...

RedPillSucks 31

You actually passed up a plausible reason to get drunk or stoned because you were afraid people would try to stop you from getting drunk or stoned? Oh the karmic irony.