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Suspicious minds

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I missed my own surprise party because, having heard it being planned, I thought it was going to be an intervention. FML

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You deserved it 45 344

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Aoifexzx 3

Tuesday 5 October 2010 19:15

YDI. if u thought ur friends might have reason for intervention

dealwithlife 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 19:14

that's funny. sucks for you, though. intervention 4 wat????

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iiiLoveeeYouuu 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 12:22

fail.

RaRaland 8

Wednesday 6 October 2010 15:22

Today, after putting a lot of time, money and effort into throwing a surprise party for my drug addicted friend, they didn't even have the decency to show up. FML

TheIndieStar 7

Wednesday 6 October 2010 17:17

So, you "though" wrong?

ravenxcorvinus 9

Wednesday 6 October 2010 21:39

paranoid, much?

TyIsGeek 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 23:01

stop doing drugs bud!

buttsexchampion 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 4:16

those bastards better have planned an ice cream cake if they can't even keep it a secret

simoneog09 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 8:10

well are you in need of an intervention?

Sunsbeenkind 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 11:27

You guys all forget that interventions can go beyond drugs and alcohol. I, for example, am addicted to neither, but OP I honestly would've assumed the same thing.

inslb54 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 0:58

fail!!

chels1994 11

Tuesday 15 November 2011 21:21

Why do you need an intervention?

blackwidowtaco 31

Monday 26 August 2013 18:23

Apparently because op has some sort of drug related problem.

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I agree, your life sucks 54 611

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I agree, your life sucks 40 516

You deserved it 5 963

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I agree, your life sucks 50 137

You deserved it 3 846

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I agree, your life sucks 37 102

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You deserved it 11 948