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Suspicious

By chloecamp - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Ellington

Today, every house in my neighborhood was vandalized. They skipped our house. Everybody thinks it was me. FML

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omgitsmoe 26

Tuesday 15 July 2014 17:55

Well , you are ****** fyl

music_is_life22 12

Tuesday 15 July 2014 17:55

That does come across as very suspicious, sorry op): at least your house isn't vandalized

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fantasyworld 37

Saturday 28 November 2015 14:19

You have to vandalize your house now.

Solano2580 24

Monday 15 February 2016 19:36

If you were somewhere else with witnesses around then get them to back you up.

zoelog 10

Monday 16 September 2019 17:53

was it?

Ubehage 32

Thursday 4 August 2022 13:09

All the people saying this looks suspicious - WHY?!? On the surface, it might look very bad that his house was the only one not vandalized. But LOGICALLY, that would be the dumbest and most idiotic way to leave trails behind. Therefor, logically, all we have to do is ask OP a few logical questions to determine wether or not they possess logical thinking - and then you have your answer.

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