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By Saberwolf - 13/02/2011 21:14 - United States

Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML

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By FriendsZone - 15/05/2012 20:44 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML

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You deserved it 2 643

By Anon - 13/12/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML

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You deserved it 3 700

By Mal - 29/10/2010 20:02 - United States

Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 6 737

Long winded way of saying "No chance, mate"

By Anonymous - 18/10/2024 18:00 - United States - Kings Park

Today, I went out for dinner with my crush and expressed my love for her. She responded by saying that we should know that this is the real thing, and to do so we needed to date other people and let time bring us together. FML

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You deserved it 105

By Jebus - 23/01/2009 13:31 - Canada

Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML

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You deserved it 2 428

By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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You deserved it 6 592

By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:15 - United States - Petrolia

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML

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You deserved it 3 418

By MCKilllerrr - 18/01/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, the girl I really liked started talking to me, so I asked her out on a date. After waiting an hour at the theatre, I texted her asking where she was. She replied with, "Oh! You were serious about the date?!" FML

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You deserved it 3 524

Nice try

By Anonymous - 11/06/2022 22:00

Today, I was texted out of the blue by a girl I treated to dinner last year. Since then, we'd chatted and met in passing a few times, but she'd turned down or cancelled all my other date invitations. Sadly, she wasn't trying to meet up. She wanted $500 to benefit a male friend, who was down on his luck. FML

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You deserved it 121

By BURGERT0WN USA - 10/01/2016 19:46 - United States - Redmond

Today, I texted the girl I'm going to homecoming with in a couple days to say hi. The conversation started OK, but then morphed into her saying that she doesn't feel anything between us, and wants to stop being friends after the dance. I have to buy her dinner and a ticket, out of my own wallet. FML

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You deserved it 2 646

zolltf 4

Monday 14 February 2011 0:19

what a bitch!

sweet_candy_ 17

Monday 14 February 2011 0:21

Oooh ouch that sucks op. There are other fish in the sea.

Comments

Sholloway 0

Monday 14 February 2011 4:57

Wow! What else could you two have in your bag of tricks?

IndridWarm 23

Monday 14 February 2011 5:20

I'd text her with something like (not sure if I'm allowed to swear here) "Bleep off. Really, just bleep off. If you can't even respect me enough to be honest I don't want to see you anyway. Have fun with the [one-word description of the other guy here] guy, I hope you at least respect him."

Thejackel79 9

Monday 14 February 2011 6:22

Yes you can curse. So no need for the censors

mrssheldoncooper 0

Monday 14 February 2011 5:32

Oh. Ouch. That sucks. :/

beast195 0

Monday 14 February 2011 5:47

loser

nlr 9

Monday 14 February 2011 5:58

on valentines day weekend or during that week or day even when all the girls are 'rolling back stabbing bitches' or '*****/ ******' or an 'ex' you should go roll her house but take it to the extreme! put a bed in her front yard and spray paint "for you and your new boy toy bitch!" on it! (: