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By Saberwolf - 13/02/2011 21:14 - United States

Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML

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By FriendsZone - 15/05/2012 20:44 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML

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By Anon - 13/12/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML

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By Mal - 29/10/2010 20:02 - United States

Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML

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Long winded way of saying "No chance, mate"

By Anonymous - 18/10/2024 18:00 - United States - Kings Park

Today, I went out for dinner with my crush and expressed my love for her. She responded by saying that we should know that this is the real thing, and to do so we needed to date other people and let time bring us together. FML

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By Jebus - 23/01/2009 13:31 - Canada

Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML

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By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:15 - United States - Petrolia

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML

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By MCKilllerrr - 18/01/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, the girl I really liked started talking to me, so I asked her out on a date. After waiting an hour at the theatre, I texted her asking where she was. She replied with, "Oh! You were serious about the date?!" FML

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Nice try

By Anonymous - 11/06/2022 22:00

Today, I was texted out of the blue by a girl I treated to dinner last year. Since then, we'd chatted and met in passing a few times, but she'd turned down or cancelled all my other date invitations. Sadly, she wasn't trying to meet up. She wanted $500 to benefit a male friend, who was down on his luck. FML

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By BURGERT0WN USA - 10/01/2016 19:46 - United States - Redmond

Today, I texted the girl I'm going to homecoming with in a couple days to say hi. The conversation started OK, but then morphed into her saying that she doesn't feel anything between us, and wants to stop being friends after the dance. I have to buy her dinner and a ticket, out of my own wallet. FML

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zolltf 4

Monday 14 February 2011 0:19

what a bitch!

sweet_candy_ 17

Monday 14 February 2011 0:21

Oooh ouch that sucks op. There are other fish in the sea.

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hailylife 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 10:24

I am so sorry !

enjoywhileyoucan 0

Monday 7 March 2011 2:11

I am not sorry for you men. What is going to happen if you would be actually dated with her for long time. She might cheat on you or lie to you a million times and you would not notice until you see her with another FANCY guy! Better that be aware of them if you are the type of guy who is going to fancy restaurant, wearing suit. You are lucky.

enjoywhileyoucan 0

Monday 7 March 2011 2:14

ilovenoah 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 6:18

In the words of Steve Carrell in 40 year old virgin..."She was a hoe........foooooor shoooooooow. lmao!

simsosim 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 3:24

my,oh my

tappm98 22

Monday 29 August 2011 10:46

should of went up to her and told her 2 have a nice dinner

adelaz 0

Tuesday 9 October 2012 5:25

Sounds like one of those movies,forgot which one, IH I Remember !! Oh nvm all I know is it was really depressing!

jonyboymusic 6

Friday 13 September 2013 4:28

I personally would have been done.

jonyboymusic 6

Friday 13 September 2013 4:30

I personally would of been done with life..Sad and pathetic but after being single for three years and only having one girlfriend through out my entire life it is true

SydPaulsen31 4

Tuesday 3 February 2015 17:57

what a dumb ass! if you want that person to actually believe you, go somewhere else, you ignorant ****. you should have gone up to her and said something. make her feel worse than you.