Take a chill pill

By failed - 23/02/2011 10:06 - Switzerland

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Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML
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mintcar 9

Ew, be gentle. You're not supposed to go at it like that.

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greatfirstdate 18

reminds me of my boyfriend. he thinks that i'll find it way more pleasurable if he just puts his tongue everywhere or deep inside, but i think both of you need to watch some **** to see how it's done.

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SkoomaKi 27

Always start slow, let her build up. You'll eventually get her to c-minor ;)

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trintrinmir 9

Is she Mexican? That would be freaking hilarious.

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Rhondaplp 11

I'm thinking F her life

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vincentcloud 4

Sit him down in front of lesbian **** and make him watch it and how its done, I did that a couple of time and every girl I have gone down on has had ZERO complaints.

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angrymexicanwee 8

Tell her for her it will be;)

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TMWhisp 22

Might need to work on your table manners or maybe she just over-reacted?

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shannon2348 14

she's probably tried subtly to tell you to chill but you didnt pay attention. ydi

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