Take a chill pill

By failed - 23/02/2011 10:06 - Switzerland

Spicy
Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML
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mintcar 9

Ew, be gentle. You're not supposed to go at it like that.

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mexlep 0

you need to spend more time practicing and less time in Mexican restaraunts

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shaarawi 0

reminds me of my bitch Tina, she was a hoe at taco bell was ran over by a bus and her pussy smelled like fish. nbd

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drewpowell 0

she doesn't like it rough

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TODDERS 0

lmao that must of been awkward

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madeingeorgia 0

just don't go down town for awhile, she will quit complaining real quick!

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hdake27 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! it must have been bad? are you inexperienced?

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LMFAOaturface 0

wtf were u doing biting her? wow kid ur a winner.

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monkeybanana 7

Hahahaha thats awesome 

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frank678 7

I fell the **** backwards after reading this.

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rainport 0

dumb that bitch rit thr if she dont like it she can leave

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