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By anonymous - 26/01/2010 12:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my Muay Thai class. We were doing a combination which consisted of a low kick, body kick and head kick. My partner had already done the low kick so I held the pads for the body kick. He kicked me straight in the jaw. I'm a teenage girl and he's a fully grown man. FML

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By TKDConnor92 - 22/07/2011 10:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML

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By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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By Karate Kid - 25/05/2012 06:29 - Australia - Surry Hills

Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 10:28 - United States

Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. 5 seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the happy sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML

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By Stiny - 01/06/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, I got kneed in the stomach by a sixth grader. I couldn't breathe. I have a black belt in Taekwondo. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 17:00

Today, I accidentally called my kickboxing trainer "Dad." I'm 27. FML

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Tuesday 26 January 2010 17:19

At least the jaw kick just made him look like a jerk to the rest of the class.

PeopleRSoDumb 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 17:48

You can't 'see' it coming, douche. If you're practicing patterns and you think he's going low and throws high, there's nothing do you can do. It's the exact same movement until the last moment. If you could lift your leg to kick, you would know this. His fault, either way. Props to OP though for taking a Muay Thai class, stuff is good to know. I wouldn't want to take a knee from you.

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theinfamousjaywe 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 20:00

...? Why did only the first character of my post show up?

boatkicker 4

Tuesday 26 January 2010 20:08

The comments on this one made my afternoon. Thanks. :D

miss_jelly 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 20:12

even if you're in a martial arts class where there're bound to be mistakes, it still sucks to get kicked in the face. fyl

spellbound 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 20:16

mayb u were really short, and he was really tall? :/

orangesodaftw 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 20:41

That really sucks.

tweetbaby14 18

Tuesday 26 January 2010 21:09

I feel your pain the samething happened to me except he punched me in the stomach. it truly does suck I wouldve kicked him in the face

joshhh11 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 21:23

so the same thing didn't japeen to you. can't be ****** fixing errorsn spelling. I haye iPod touch and lack of slewp

MasterConan 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 21:45

suck it up or get out of the class! stop bitching!

CrescentNyx 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 21:56

Ugh I hate thatt. Especially when I get paired with like a 200lb sweaty older man. Thats why I dont spar anymore :)

kile88 2

Tuesday 26 January 2010 22:28

or clearly you don't know what you're in for and should prob quit now if you can't cop a bit of pain. i'm a girl and I've been kicked everywhere at training by a guy and girls. also should prob not just expect him to know what he's doing

liliumlies 0

Friday 29 January 2010 14:05

wow people she wasn't really complaining a lot I think she can handle the pain I think she was mainly saying that sucked.Some people really need to calm down your comments sound more angry and complaining than the ops.