Take that

By anonymous - 26/01/2010 12:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my Muay Thai class. We were doing a combination which consisted of a low kick, body kick and head kick. My partner had already done the low kick so I held the pads for the body kick. He kicked me straight in the jaw. I'm a teenage girl and he's a fully grown man. FML
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skyeyez9 24

At least the jaw kick just made him look like a jerk to the rest of the class.

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PeopleRSoDumb 0

You can't 'see' it coming, douche. If you're practicing patterns and you think he's going low and throws high, there's nothing do you can do. It's the exact same movement until the last moment. If you could lift your leg to kick, you would know this. His fault, either way. Props to OP though for taking a Muay Thai class, stuff is good to know. I wouldn't want to take a knee from you.

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MrPresidentBoss1 0

what an idiot fyl. you should have punched him in tha face.

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daydreamstar 7

sheesh, whats with all the karate accidents lately? martial arts sure is becoming a dangerous class ^^ but Muay Thai sounds fun! *gives OP ice pick* have fun cleaning out the broken teeth matter! ^^

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0p3nl0v3 0

It was a ******* mistake. Suck It up Ms. Beverly hills Princess.

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perdix 29

Way to go, Lolita, you got an older man to hit on your hot nymphet body. A kick to the jaw counts. Maybe he'll give you done candy to make it up to you.

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

I got some candy she can suck on, if you know what I mean.

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perdix 29

That is exactly what I meant ;) She should have followed Sting's advice and not stood too close to him.

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jts2 3

I like candy. Can I have it?

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

I actually meant I have candy she could suck on, like a Gobstopper, Blow Pop, and of course Milk Duds (euphemisms are so fun) @Jts2 - "I need about $3.50"

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sarcdude 3

@74: If I get kicked out the computer lab for laughing so loudly at that, I'm coming for you. :P

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Bring it! Ask MercyFML for my address, though, because I apparently cannot remember where I live.

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jts2 3

Awwww.. but I don't have that much money! I WANT CANDYYY.. *growl*

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currychicken 4

@42 if she could see it coming, she wouldn't have to attend mt classes, dumbass

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CRUZs_GURL1 0

hahaha i just had to laugh, it must suck but you wanted to me in Muay Thai so suck it up change partners or somthing.

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chadwick110480 0

a tough teenage girl.

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lalalalifesucks 0

i feel off monkey bars and hit my jaw on one of the bars then got a cut on my knee :/ xD

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