Take the W

By FML - 18/01/2012 19:41 - United States

Today, I blushed when a fortune cookie said, "You have the attitude of a winner." My self esteem is that low. FML
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Outsider_77 0

Not everyone can be a winner. Feel honored.

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Buy a lifetime supply of fortune cookies, so whenever you're feeling sad, you get a compliment and a cookie c:

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Snafuusmc 12

Don't worreh be happeh!

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Wolvy_fml 3

Hey if the cookie said so, it has to be true.

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smallsmerry123 5

Self esteem is BS. If you feel bad now, join the navy SWCC and see how your treated then.

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rubberduckie94 13

Find something you are interested in and teach yourself how to do it. I taught myself how to make quilts. Everybody needs a hobby. You will be surprised how it helps. Always remember when you fell bad. "this to shall pass".

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Dracoboxer357 35

That's sweet, using affection to raise someone's self esteem. :) Okay then....OP, I love you too. (hugs!) ;)

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bubo_fml 10

I had a fortune cookie that said, "you're wanked #1!"

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ImSoEffedUp 10

What would you do if an actual human complimented you.....?

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imacatcher 10

Hey.... Maybe this inspired you to join a gym and get buff!!!! Good luck :)

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Dracoboxer357 35

Lmao! And yet, your comment somehow still mostly applies! Win! :D

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cordelay98 10

at least your fortune cookie made sense... mine said: every good baker makes plenty of dough. WHAT DOES IT MEAANNN!!!!

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sparkrok 8

its the seven P's: proper prior planning prevents piss poor performance. make sure you prepare with plenty of dough so you don't run out while people are wanting bread!

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imacatcher 10

Wtf... A baker makes dough is a pun... Dough means money and a baker makes bread dough for a living...... Dunbass

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Cryptic_Equinox 0

46- how would you come to the conclusion that because someone has low self esteem, they have no friends? Dont be a dick.

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