Take the W
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Once, i had the BEST fortune cookie - no joke: "Oops, Wrong Cookie." made my month.
Hey! The fortune cookie is helping you realize you are indeed a winner. :D
You are probably a loser :D
Owch
They do tell the future though.
They sometimes do tell you good fortune.
Every time my self esteem is low I find a mirror, look in it, put both thumbs up, and say to myself "Your awesome!!":D
that is so.. insanely.. adorable
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Not everyone can be a winner. Feel honored.
Buy a lifetime supply of fortune cookies, so whenever you're feeling sad, you get a compliment and a cookie c: