Take the W

By FML - 18/01/2012 19:41 - United States

Today, I blushed when a fortune cookie said, "You have the attitude of a winner." My self esteem is that low. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 763
You deserved it 4 778

Same thing different taste

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Not everyone can be a winner. Feel honored.

Glitterhinoceros 14

Buy a lifetime supply of fortune cookies, so whenever you're feeling sad, you get a compliment and a cookie c:

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Once, i had the BEST fortune cookie - no joke: "Oops, Wrong Cookie." made my month.

Hey! The fortune cookie is helping you realize you are indeed a winner. :D

PRpandaz 6

Well i blushed when i got kissed by a dolphin so i feel u

They sometimes do tell you good fortune.

Every time my self esteem is low I find a mirror, look in it, put both thumbs up, and say to myself "Your awesome!!":D