Take what you can

By omglifee - 20/12/2009 04:13 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I sneezed seven times in a row. That's the closest thing I've had to an orgasm in months. FML
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perdix 29

That's why the ladies love me! My secret: I wear a cologne made of pepper. They often buy me gifts afterwards to apologize for the sneezing fits and to thank me for the trip to paradise! Move over, Dr. Love, here comes Dr. Pepper.

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ddinspire6 10

Hey OP why did you not just **********?

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failhipster 8

Every sneeze is 1/8 of an ****** you were one short ha

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olioli_fml 10

Don't u ever double click your ur mouse?

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sarg1994 3

Then its your own damn fault sweetheart mm!

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mchmelev1993 10

Omg lol thats no bueno. I hope this was not in public?!

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xnider 5

I think you had discovered a new way to ********** with pepper powder and curry

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