Food and Health: Tasty

>.> sry Obamathelama but that's not you bring in another fml into another (comment 81). and I thumb you down on this one to because you called me a troll =p haha.

halleyroosan 8

Wednesday 14 September 2011 4:54

136, can we have that in English, please?

rawrspriinkleme0 0

Monday 12 September 2011 2:04

I thought I was the only one!!!

Commander223 9

Monday 12 September 2011 2:13

Your noodles are just preparing you for when you have a dick in your nose...

BellaBoo8275 1

Monday 12 September 2011 5:59

I can't believe I laughed at that

halleyroosan 8

Wednesday 14 September 2011 4:56

That's like taking an Angry Dragon to the extremes.

emo771999 6

Monday 12 September 2011 2:15

better than shooting snot all over your noodles and not knowing till you taste it...

Cave_Johnson 6

Monday 12 September 2011 2:25

I think the easiest way to solve this issue would be to snort some marinara. They say half of tasting is smelling! XD

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