Food and Health: Tasty

Tasty

By bob - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was eating noodles. Midway through chewing, I sneezed. The noodles got stuck in my nose. FML

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prabhlem 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 19:00

Someone's got noodles for brains..literally..lol

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Sunday 11 September 2011 19:01

Haha that would be a fun trick to get out at dinner parties and what not :)

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KaelaKhaotic 5

Sunday 11 September 2011 20:43

Awkward image...

sunhabb 6

Sunday 11 September 2011 20:43

Looool It happened to me also

hahalaughing 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 20:48

it could be a delicious cheese sauce. but it snot. aha(:

kduubb 7

Sunday 11 September 2011 20:57

thats attractive 0_o

gleeklove 2

Sunday 11 September 2011 21:02

I hope you weren't in public....

butterz1839 3

Sunday 11 September 2011 21:04

This happened to me but with soda

sofers 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 21:05

haha that sucks:p

Kueezy 6

Sunday 11 September 2011 21:10

And that's how the earliest brain surgery was discovered. Congratulations sir!

jumpnbean14 4

Sunday 11 September 2011 21:21

that happened to me but with a burger..

obamathellama 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 21:34

Did you by any chance shit yourself while throwing up later that day?

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