Tasty

By bob - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was eating noodles. Midway through chewing, I sneezed. The noodles got stuck in my nose. FML
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prabhlem 0

Someone's got noodles for brains..literally..lol

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

Haha that would be a fun trick to get out at dinner parties and what not :)

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Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

Did you blow or suck the noodle until it came out? Puns intended

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SCREAM4meeee 0

maybe you can get then out with some 'noodle nose' pliers.. ...shit I'm so sorry everyone.

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Jaimegirl 7

Usually I can sense sneezing coming, were you like, "hmm, I have to sneeze, I'm gonna start chewing then sneeze so I can have the right to post this on FML!"

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NeonBlack 0

... So sneeze again..?

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jonan1212 5

YOU NEED TO USE YOUR NOODLE!!

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cali_dude 5

Ew! That sucks. Even more gross would be if it was a long ass noodle you had to pull out of your nose. Imagine the snot on that thing. XD

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fakeaccountX 6

Hope you weren't on a date.

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MrLookAtThere 10

Is it really that weird if this gave me a craving for noodles?

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EnEl_Infierno 15

eyes bees a trolls 2day.

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R34luver 5

Wow only two comment with positve thumbs

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Buzzy123 7

Almost all the comment replies are thumbed down.

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swimchica22 0

I'm eating noodles right now! Man.. I hope I don't sneeze :O

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EnEl_Infierno 15

76 yeah that's cause hardly any if these comments are funny, I say thumbs down for everyone. even me for not coming up with something worth a teehee.

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cruxx 0

Why would you care how many comments have thumbs down or thumbs up?

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KingDingALing 9

Most of them are thumbed down because 1) They're thread-jacking just so that their comment is seen And 2) They aren't funny. Seriously, if you're going to thread-jack then at least say something funny. Reading retarded comments like the ones above make me want to bash my skull in with a hammer.

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EnEl_Infierno 15

KingDingALing is right, (cool nick btw) I'm also guessing ppl are just being dumb to, and just want see alot of red I don't think I ever come across an fml with so many negatives.

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fakeaccountX 6

Should I feel special right now?

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LiveLaughFML 10

don't sniff the fruit salad :D

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cali_dude 5

It's okay. it happens.

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bo1440 3

Be happy it didn't get stuck coming out of your (insert your gutter mind thought here).

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StoryOfTheYear 14

108- I would like to know what your thought process was as you typed that question.

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SemperFi_23 6

122-How could the noodles end up anywhere else with just a sneeze?

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bo1440 3

#129 if you snezze hard enough anything is possible, one year that my allergies where really bad I snezzed so hard I cracked a rib, hurt like a bitch to.

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Eaglestrike117 29

Wow this exact thing happened to someone I know when we were at a fancy dinner party. Very uncomfortable situation, I must say.

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SemperFi_23 6

138- Yes many things are possible when you sneeze, such as collapsing a lung. I assume noodles didn't end up entangled in you ribs when you sneeze. Therefore cracked rub have nothing to do with noodles being stuck in other places than your nose when you sneeze.

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SemperFi_23 6

Apologies for the misspelled word, instead of rub I meant ribs.

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bo1440 3

#172 the cracked ribs part of my comment was just to add to my 1st sentence that with a hard enough snezze an anything is possible, but read it just as it is, be imaginative (don't know if I spelled that right), and don't take it so seriously, as for my 1st comment, when I read the fml I got mental pic of guy with noddles in his nose, then I thought lol that funny if he snezzed hard that he shat his pants. Think of the previous fml abt shating violently and this one together. idk I have a twisted sense of humor.

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macanderson 2

try if u can inhale it back and stick it back in your mouth

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cocknblock 0

129 it can go to ur eye socket or up to ur brain :0

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rayrayray23 1

I'm sure it not the OP's fault....accidents do in fact happen.

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NzaHaFML 13

Use a pair of chopsticks to take it out :)

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epicphails 0

That happened to me once it hurt because the noodles were hot

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prabhlem 0

Someone's got noodles for brains..literally..lol

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aruam365 24

could have been worse, you could have stabbed yourself in the eyes! So what, they went up your nose. get over it, you were lucky they got your nose rather than eyes.

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doodz_fml 5

How is that literally? If you wanted to use that word you'd have to say, "Someone has noodles in their nose... Literally!" :B

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SugarCrazy 14

111, You obviously take this site way too seriously...

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smashmaster52 0

111, wow Wat a grammar snob

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doodz_fml 5

And yet I'm still right ;) but maybe it's you guys who are taking my silly little comment too seriously. Anyways, no harm done.

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

Haha that would be a fun trick to get out at dinner parties and what not :)

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buddasrhino 0

Along with the milk snorting

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LaydiexSkull 3

Do what the popcorn girl did with her hair(:

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Weetart 8

That happens to me all the time. I hate the feeling of getting things stuck in my nose and I can't get it out. It'll eventually come out Op.

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MrLookAtThere 10

But I still have some leftovers from last week up there! they're not coming out!

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somerandomdude19 2

#13- thats what she said...

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False_Stupidity 41

Then once they come out, you can continue eating them :)

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