Teaching moment

By ohno - 10/03/2010 11:05 - United States

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Today, I went to see a movie with my best friend, and there were three girls loudly discussing blowjob techniques. I texted my boyfriend about how gross the conversation was. His reply was, "Pay attention. You might learn something." FML
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manderrzzbabyy 0

so what'd ya learrrn?

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hatesvegans 0

how many times do I have to say it, god hates straight people, all heil the master race. down with the dirty vegan Jews

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purplemnm 9

oooogh burn! I think he was just joking but that's epic.

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Rimaa_fml 0

Lool while go sit beside them and learn. So you can impress your man. Women!!

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Dazzozo 0

Man, some of these FMLs. OP, ever thought your boyfriend was _joking_? New concept, I know.

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ThuhBoss 0

She's on Google trying to figure out what it means. Hahahah

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Ruddskies 0

ya I know thank god. she doesn't realize how stupid she sounds. stupid bitch

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lickmyjock 0

I had a girl stop sucking my dick to start sucking on my nipples. it was awkward and nasty with my hairy chest.

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flufffypants 0

for a man named lickmycock I'd imagine it would be

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perdix 29

Balls! Girls seem to miss out on the fact that right next to the **** they are playing with are treasures of pleasure. You apply your fingers, lips, tongue (and very carefully, teeth) to his testicles, and you are going to take him to new levels. Warning: All the lingo equating the balls with toughness are ironic in the extreme. These are exceptionally sensitive organs so start very gently. I never understood why the term "sucks balls" means a bad thing.

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lickmyjock 0

getting the hands and tongue involved is a must. swallowing is the most important part. also, if he's about to cum, keep going, don't dare stop, even when he does get off, keep going a bit.

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sxychik 4

I never forget the balls.

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perdix 29

sxychik, that's great! Now, all you have to do is go to movies and talk about it loudly so the ignorant girls might learn from your wisdom;)

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boslice93 0

sxychik ur amazing lmao

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purplemnm 9

....**** puppet?! 0_o

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