Teeth gang!

By pridekills - 19/08/2012 04:19 - United States - Mulberry

Today, my coworker told me I should stop smoking cigarettes because it makes my breath "smell like shit" and makes my teeth look as yellow as corn. I've never smoked a cigarette in my life. FML
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GemmaStyles 14

Maybe you should take that as a sign to start brushing your teeth, hm.

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babybebop2 4

That was very rude of him to say your breath smells like shit...but maybe YDI for having poor oral hygiene....too bad a friend could alert you to that nicely.

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Anita1023632 3

Try brushing your teeth often then...

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perdix 29

Because of the drought, the price of corn is going to skyrocket. Soon, you may finally have that million-dollar smile!

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karencitaa 4

Crest Whitening Strips?

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athos1237 4

Try brushing and flossing. Maybe some mouth wash also.

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skyeyez9 24

You may have tonsil stones. They are putrid smelling little yellowish pieces of stuff that can be hidden inside the tonsil pits. You have to remove them to make the bad breath go away. If you have those, no amount of brushing and mouth wash will Make the smell disappear.

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debbster7 18

Ew, gross! Brush your teeth, nasty! Or at least try whitening them.

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PYLrulz 17

I'm voting YDI because that means, if you don't smoke, that you are in dire need of some teeth brushing

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PhishloverA 14

Maybe you should brush more

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PhishloverA 14

You should brush more, but it's good you've never smoked a cigarette

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CanCann 16

Maybe you need to visit the dentist. There may be a problem that simply brushing your teeth won't fix.

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