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By mr_loveless - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got married on Skyrim. To an elf. While in real life, my love life is floundering like a half-dead carp in the surf on a hot day. So much so in fact that I actually draw a measure of comfort from being married to an elf. FML
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MisterMichael 9

Try picturing the carp as half-alive. Maybe it'll help turn things around

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rawr_ily96 24

I just love that simile. I couldn't help giggling.

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kingjanic 1

At least you can play Skyrim and get married. I've had skyrim sitting on my desk right infront of me, where I spend about 5 hours a day, but I ca't play it because my computer isn't good enough and I can't afford a new one.

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TcheQ 12

You can get married in real life? Crap where can I find an Amulet of Mara

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JarrinAleesa 12

hey it's not that bad! my vampire lord nord is married to sorex vinius and I get about 7000 gold when I remember to visit my house lol not going homr for a while really racks that up.

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ElMungia 14

Time to change your Facebook relationship status

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m41ausmc 2

I have a buddy that lived a life on skyrim for about two years. It was the only thing he did.

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cowboyslife 14

I can't say FYL cause you don't have a life.

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