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By mr_loveless - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got married on Skyrim. To an elf. While in real life, my love life is floundering like a half-dead carp in the surf on a hot day. So much so in fact that I actually draw a measure of comfort from being married to an elf. FML
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MisterMichael 9

Try picturing the carp as half-alive. Maybe it'll help turn things around

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1crabbygirl 10

A carp is a fresh water fish and thus would not experience the surf. Perhaps the romance you seek is somewhere in the details of life which you are overlooking, OP?

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annakpok 7

Same, i'm married to Ysolda, with 2 kids.... i don't get out much

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ThePieGuy0817 29

I was starting to think I was the only one who chose her.

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austinhcktt 11

I know how that was OP. One perk is those women never leave you, but you can find yourself a real woman OP. there are ones out there

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Xenvrae 6

That's ok, OP, I'm in the same boat (with the exception being my game in Dragon Age)...

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toastedbabybuns 2

I married Vorstaq -_____- I orginally wanted to marry hadvar, but, yeah. I wish there was divorce in skyrim D:

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