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By mr_loveless - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got married on Skyrim. To an elf. While in real life, my love life is floundering like a half-dead carp in the surf on a hot day. So much so in fact that I actually draw a measure of comfort from being married to an elf. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 752
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Try picturing the carp as half-alive. Maybe it'll help turn things around

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Mabe if you got off your game more often you might have a life...

Ive done the same thing. It can be comforting. Props on game choice as well. One of my favorite games!

I hppe shes not a Bosmer or a Altmer they are irritating as hell and far too short/tall to make copulating plausable

theres nothing wrong with elves,i happen to be a very prosperous wood elf

get off the game and spend some time with your partner...maybe then you wouldn't have to worry about your real love life.