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By mr_loveless - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
By mr_loveless - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
YDI for spending more time on your game than working on your real life relationship problems. I'm all for playing games, but they aren't an exit door to escape real life. Stop having cyber sex with an elf and talk to your partner and try to work things out. Ever consider the reason your real love life sucks is BECAUSE you're on Skyrim all the time and getting married on it? /facepalm
Go out and meet people, maybe go get some sweat rolls at the park with friends instead of pretending you give that elf wood on the daily! As for a date, well, there are plenty of fish in the sea.
I know that feel haha. Only the skyrim game is my exs.... And playing it reminds me of the bad things. I married the Lioness. It's funny, I found solace in the fact that Isaac Clarke had the exact same relationship situation in DS3. Gotta love videogames....
Was she a wood elf? Cause Bosmer are where its at ;)
I have put over 500 hours into that game and still make time to go out with my girl.
I totally know what you mean which in its self is a fml.
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Try picturing the carp as half-alive. Maybe it'll help turn things around
At least she's hot?