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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my grandma called me spoiled, materialistic, and Americanized for reminding her that she can flush the toilet after she uses it. The family now has a "three pee, one poo" minimum before we're allowed to flush. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 646
You deserved it 1 696

Same thing different taste

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ViviMage 38

My roommate has no concept of other people using the only restroom, due to a mental illness. I flush regardless because I sit to pee. I am female, and he has herpes that can live in stool. No ******* thanks to mello yellow. You use your own private bath and make up its own rules. If it's the only bathroom, flush before and after you go like I do if there's something in it. We live in a society with running water.

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down

Avashantu 18

Flush it anyway when you're done. What's she gonna do? Barge in to make sure you don't??

My roommate has the same rule. Our water bill has actually decreased a lot and she still insists we now switch to flushing only when we go number 2. I have Crohn's; I'm flushing every time!

dragoongirl90 34

And people are surprised the back plague is back.

How can you tell if it's 2 pee or 3 pee? Gonna take a survey before going to the bathroom?

chromatic752 12
HighlandShadows 48

Just thinking of what the smell must be like made me gag. FYL.

I'm just imagining your house smelling absolutely vile