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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my grandma called me spoiled, materialistic, and Americanized for reminding her that she can flush the toilet after she uses it. The family now has a "three pee, one poo" minimum before we're allowed to flush. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 646
You deserved it 1 696

Same thing different taste

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Invest in air freshener, candles, perfume, Vick's vapor rub, etc...

andrmac 25

You could remind them that means someone will need to clean said toilet 3 or more times a week depending to family size or they could go back to the 1 time a week if they just flushed.

FalloutScrolls 25

Your grandma sounds like a bitter hippie who needs to meet up with a fire hose... probably again.

Just stop flushing altogether! Or start using the back yard. It saves so much water and your grandma will be proud!

my mother in law is that way. f that it's gross

There was a study a man did in the United States, learning that flushing a regular toilet after every pee, 2x a day on average (not including a pee/poo duo trip) only cost an extra $10-$11 a year per person. I wish I saved the source. Google and look it up, and show it to them! I hate rules like that, as being a girl, I do not want someone else's piss splashing on me!

Aky0n 10

As a guy, I wouldn't want someone elses piss on me either. Good hygiene is not sex specific, lol.

It only splashes if you are sitting on it while flushing... Its a water use thing in places with drought.

Tell grandma to shove it. That's a health hazard, and the whole reason why we have indoor plumbing. Otherwise you may as well be using a chamber pot.

corky1992 33

That's ******* gross Don't be surprised if you get sick

Id fake that I did a poo just to flush it