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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my grandma called me spoiled, materialistic, and Americanized for reminding her that she can flush the toilet after she uses it. The family now has a "three pee, one poo" minimum before we're allowed to flush. FML
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NYM88 26

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.

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Sathane 21

LOL. I bet they also make comments on the cleanliness of other, right? disgusting pigs like this somehow always manage to make comments about other people's hygiene.

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CliffyB03 28

I know people say that Americans are spoiled, but that's disgusting. Like, what if I have to pee like Niagara Falls, and someone else's pee splashes back up at me. No. Someone's not making it out alive

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cathrope 10

Old world meets new world, let the battle begin. Sorry for what you have to go through OP.

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celebi82 18

What if there's like, one pee and one poo but u gotta poo? What do u do?

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vikky538 28

Ew ew ew.. But looking at the draught situation that west coast got it might be the situation in future.

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Sandman2015 12

And that is when the family packs up and goes ******* home. If grandma wants to live like that let her, you don't have to.

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Silverfeathery 21

I'm sorry OP but that is absolutely the grossest thing ever

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cdrizzle74 8

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down

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hasooon 24

How do you guys know thats the 3ed pee?

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