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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my grandma called me spoiled, materialistic, and Americanized for reminding her that she can flush the toilet after she uses it. The family now has a "three pee, one poo" minimum before we're allowed to flush. FML
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NYM88 26

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.

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clair_brodie 35

Though is seems gross (grosser if you live with roommates over family), my family had a similar rule but that was because we were on a septic tank and flushing too much would literally make our toilets not work.

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militarybrat 21

Its the amount of toilet paper and tampons that more than likely did it. My mil had to have hers replaced because the step monsters used wads and wads of toilet paper.

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Mike_Oxhard 14

Let me get this straight, if someone takes a deuce you have to urinate 3 times before flushing? Does vomit count towards the tally?

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musdesimd 18

Who the hell is counting? Is grandma outside the door to find out who peed n who pooped?!

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wonandonly 11

Sadly I can relate.. Can't do much about it until you move out, I guess...

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zarrganaut 17

That would never work with my family. I love asparagus. (;

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allforfun 23

Tell your grandma this isn't the Depression anymore

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skycollapsed 5

if it's yellow let ot Mello, if it's brown flush it down.

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shukstah007 5

If it's yellow, just be mellow. If it's brown, flush it down!

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